"And it was yet another reason for me to feel discontented."

made of win

I love this story because...
1- the similarities with twilight are dead clever!
2- I'm glad you are not swapping pov all the time- it can be annoying.
3- Your E is funny without trying
4- There's a good balance of smut and plot
5- it's well written and beta-ed
THANK YOU!

Wow, this story was awesome ! I just can't stop reading until I reach the end... Thanks so much for writing this. Your monster was really funny

unless they were members of some ultra-conservative religious sect, teenagers just didn’t get married,

LOL!!Whatever do you mean?

Flak jacket!!

Best and funniest shit ever! I totally LOL'd and ROFLMFAO constantly. LEGENDARY! You should TOTALLY do the other books! Thanks for the giggles

First I want to say sorry for reading your stories and not reviewing. I love this story. It is so HOT & SEXY!

"Of course, she wouldn’t need to be carried by then - unless I could find some more formaldehyde. I quickly dismissed the monster’s suggestion of stashing a pickled frog into my backpack."

LOVE! Except I almost woke my son again~ grr. You are the monster, maybe. Oh well, love anyway.

You should sit down and put your head between your legs.” Or I could put my head between your legs . . .

This fic is so close to the way I can actually read Twilight, it's freaky

Sorry for being such a dick, Bella. Or having such a dick. Whichever.

LOL

In the movie in my head, I was ecstatically spilling my seed inside Bella while she trembled with the aftershocks of her own orgasm. In reality, I was inseminating a tree trunk in the forest by her house.

LOL but seriously so loud, snorting, choking, convulsing with laughter that I woke up my goddamn son. Never happened with a fic. Bless you.

loves it lol

wow - what can i say - i loved this ff. First off, I'm supposed to be writing a paper going through finals - but decided to procrastinate and stumbled on your story - LOVED IT - actually became addicted. read it all out- i must say when Edward was waiting to put sex off till marriage, I was done! I was like WHAT?! but the Monster didn't fail me - and thats when things started getting extremely interesting. You have an amazing talent for writing, and I'll definitely be looking into your other stories (just not tonight).

cant wait to see bella, edward and the monster again soon!!

Lol @ Chapter 5.
The recurring nightmare is hilarious!! 'We'd be having freaky circus sex' and 'Hot spunk flying everywhere!'

That one paragraph is my favourite of the whole story! It is just so funny and sexy too!

Hi,
This is my first EVER review but I just HAD to do it!!
You're story is simply wonderful. I laughed so hard in places and got all hot and bothered in others!!
The main thing for me was that I could visualise Edward and Bella easily but for me I kept thinking of the main character as Spunk Ransom and not Edward. Having seen a lot of Rob Pattinson interviews and how funny and goofy he can be I just couldn't get HIM out of my head rather than the character from the book.
I stayed up really late in my desire to finish this story but in the end had to give up and leave the rest till this morning.
I no for certain I will read this one again, it was SO witty and made me smile so much!

Thanks for sharing!

That was amazing. I LOVE LOVE LOVED it. The monster rocks. i love him.

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