you make me want to this things now

My favourite ones:
86. I will not tell the Fat Lady that Sirius Black says hi.
81. I will not ask Cho if her parents accidently sneezed when they named her.
77. I will not say loudly so that Professor Snape can hear, “Whoever this Half-Blood Prince guy was, I’d like to meet him because he sounds really really HOT!!” [just imagine Snape's face!]
73. I will not teach the first years “Lumos” and tell them to start waving it back and forth slowly above their heads during Professor Snape’s usual start of term speech. [I like making fun of Snape, he's just too easy to make to fun of!]
72. I will not tell Ron he is the Candyman.
71. I will not sing the Barbie song whenever Luna Lovegood walks by.
68. I will not hang a “do not disturb” on the gargoyle outside Dumbledore’s office.
53. I will not tell Harry he looks like his mother and has his father’s eyes. [it's a normalish one, but in the books I always imagined Harry rolling his eyes when his looks were mentioned]
43. I will not mock a hippogriff. [that's almost suicidel!]
32. I will not buy Professor Flitwick a pair of stilts for Christmas.
31. I will not try to cut Dumbledore’s hair. He prefers it hippy style.
23. I will not call Tonks “Nymphie”. [that was actually something I thought Lupin would call her in the 7th]
20. I will not add random ingredients to potion just because I like to watch things explode. [BOOM!]
17. I will not where a hat with a vulture on it around the castle.
12. I will not insult Professor Snape’s intelligence.
8. I will not feed Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes to the owls before they deliver the mail.
6. I will not switch my essay with Hermione’s just so I can say that I’m smart. [I wouldn't need to do that, I'm the one that it's done to!]
5. I will not write “I am so smrt” on Harry’s Potions textbook.

I am NOT going to copy and paste number 1, I'm going to say "ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME!?!?"

Now that that's out, this is really funny.

I LOVE THIS, IT IS HILARIOUS! i love number 1! What is that mysterious ticking noise? not over here, not over there...snape, snape, severus snape, snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDORE! lol

~Black Wolf-Dog~

Loogius: Avada Kadvera! (sounds like he's hacking a loogie)
Loogius' wand: What was that?

OMFG I LOVE IT! I started cracking up like I was insane.

Hahahaha I really got a kick outta this.

LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY!

Loved it! Especially Snape references and the part about harry's "broomstick."

Ah very nice lol, especially #25 :D

This was awesome!! The best one I've read yet!!

This is cute! Haha I love how every other thing is about Snape...