...And three to the elves.

Oh, Donny, I love your ramblings. XD Too good. I loved it.

and then two to the turtles of NYC... I AGREE MICHELANGELO!
You know, this actually would be an interesting hypothesis...it would certainly explain why lasers are so effectively blocked by their weapons ^_^

-GreenPeace49

Drunken Donnie? This is just too hilarious. I have never witnessed a drunk scientist. I can only hope that if I ever do, the experience goes something like this. This is awesome.

omg that is too funny. too bad they didn't tape it to use a blackmail fodder later when he sobered up. lol very cute fic. ahh geniuses on booze. interesting combination. lol

and now you've given me a fit of the giggles...you really should stop playing with my emotions! Shame on you! Jk ;)
Good point O.o Of course the bo staff can't fly mikey, what are you thinking! so THAT'S how they can defy lasers...it all makes so much sense now...*adds to favs*

“Of course, we’ll fill the center with coffee beans and the combustion will be much more efficient,”
"And so, he forged many weapons of power, and gave…nine of them to humans, I think, and three to the elves…”

I can't stop laughing. Drunk Donnie... XD

Haha! That was funny (though I think that was your point)! What really got me (I'm a bit obsessed) was the reference to Lord of the Rings. =)

‘I Am A Butthead’ Jones.

XD I busted a gut at that alone. And the surreal properties of Ninja Wood that Don explained oh so eloquently. I now understand things I didn't know existed. :D As for the rest... simply brilliant.

Oh, goodness! I loved this. I'd have to say though that my favorite part was this:

'“So, why can’t your bo staff fly, then?” Michelangelo asked, now filled with the desire to see how crazy this conversation could go.
Donatello blinked at him. “Because it’s not a boat,”'.

Great job!

This story was great! It cracked me up. But I have to admit that Donnies basic theory, (a splinter of wood from the Daimyo's staff), actually makes some sense. Please write more stories! ;)

Damn Donatello, I really think you had something going there, until Frodo started dancing around in your head...great one shot, very amusing ^_^

LMAO! The whole last paragraph was genius XD I loved how Mikey kept him going. Gotta love a drunk Donny.

Hahaha... What a wonderful one-shot! I've got to admit you sure are putting poor Don through his paces with these one shots... got any more stored away? Cause I'm simply loving them... :)

Their weapons are First-class Ninjitsu relics! Blessed by their most Stealthy Leader, The Ultimate Daimyo. Most excellent. XD

Obviously *I* am going to be amused by the entire idea. I love it. I think it flows a little awkwardly, but it's a drabble, so clearly one can't expect much of a full blown plot. The whole purpose, after all, is to get Don's theory of Ninja Wood out. I mentioned it before, but I still think it might be better in a collection of drabbles, than as a stand alone.

I was in tears by the end of this. The second to last and the last lines were the killers. OMG beautiful LoTR reference. The only thing I could thing of that could explain why their wooden weapons never break is that they do break off screen. Also you have one error. Where you meant to say cornered you said corned. I kind of like the typo better actually.