MORE PLEASE... PLEASE! i love it!

That was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

This really deserves a sequel. Especially since Hermiones vagina can now answer Harrys' penis back!

absolutely amazing XD

There's a special brand of creativity at work here. Not only does the author introduce elements of the bizarro movement into his work, he does so in a way that cleverly references the themes of sexual tension in the original books. A lot of fun to read, very clever and skilled writing.

Oh my god. I havn't laughed so hard in years. Guess this will teach me to read Fanfiction in class...

In all seriousness, well done. I am incredibly impressed, and would love to see a sequal, or even a longer story.

I love it!
I hope there will be a sequel.

'“You do realize you’re talking about Crabbe and Goyle’s penises,” Harry reminded.

Hermione had been rushing to catch up with the boys when she caught the last snippet of their conversation. She felt this was one of those moments to just drift back and keep her distance.'
I love that bit! xD

and Hurt... I love that song, Johnny Cash is a genius. Although a penis singing it may put me off a bit... xD

and “You’re a dick. Deal with it.” .. Hah!

“You think you need a head to talk? No, what you need is lips.” -that cracked me up so much!
Man ,this is HILARIOUS! Crazy idea, God knows how you came up with it.. Do I want to know??
Hmm.. It's great, anyway, in a weird talking-penis kind of way... xD

Bwahahahaha!! I giggled all the way through this.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY TERRIFIC! MAN I COULD'T STOP LAUGHING.

LMAO Vaginas a history?

lmao. that was incredibly hilarious. kinda dumb at times, and i didn't particularly enjoy the fact that it was draco's dick that wasn't talking, but since he's usually such a dick anyway, i'll let that pass. i can see snape as a cutter though. very easily.

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! GONNA DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -SUCKS IN BREATHE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

“The Golden Unicorn rides again!”

hahahahahhahaha...wow...i thought this would be so much more uncomfortable then it actually was (for the characters at least)..hehe..Ron's penis is french
LMAO,
Bethany

This is the best fanfiction EVER!