I like it. a little different, but not too much, just enough.

poor omega (I don't know why I love omega so much, but I do), but I have to ask a stupid question: who's mara? I don't remember her in any of the books and I can't find her on the internet.

LOL I love this XD

Awesome. You should do Max 2.

OH, THANK YOU. I haven't had this much fun reading an MR fic in so long. This was absolutely adorable in a perverse sort of way, but it's all part of the appeal. I love Jeb. I'm glad you portrayed him as a geeky pimp.

Yeah, FF chewed up your formatting. You get ten bucks worth of internetz and a whole mess of love from me.

Nice one-shot! That was amazing. You really had fun with this didn't you? You seemed to really get inside their heads, while also creating a plausible past. Cheers, that was awesome!

-Jelly1029

Those were awesome. Little glimpses into the people we find shallow. Really deep. Loved it

Wow...all those things could be (and most I'm sure are) true! Nice work, you gave characters like Omega and Mara personality! =)

I found this...interesting.
Ari's part was a bit sad though.
It was nice to see a good side to Mara and Omega.
Well done.

huh. wow. this is interesting. but good type of interesting. never seen anything like this. its good! my favorite one was ari's. good job!

Wow.
That was really interesting. It's all those things that no one thinks about, but are there.
I liked Ari best, though, just because.
They were all fantastic.
Keep writing!

This was cute. I loved the Omega bit. :)

Nice job!

This made me laugh at certain points. Very nice read. Good job!

ILY. Seriously. And I /know/ it's not because it's too late, because it is, in fact, morning.

"Everyone thinks that he’s a dry, boring and old asexual thing that was probably born with clothes on, because he was never, ever naked. ‘Not Jeb Batchelder. He’s boring.’

He’s not.

In fact, he slept with the Director once or twice.

He slept with Val Martinez too.

And Anne.

And his mentor in college, if you must know. It’s more or less how he got the Doctorate."

These lines are possibly the /funniest/ goddamn thing I've ever read. Amen!

"He’s afraid of getting old. When he was thirty he volunteered for Expiration Date surgery. He’ll be sixty."

And then the smile drops right off my face. D:

"He wants a haircut."

There I go laughing again. *giggle giggle giggle*

"Money and a lack of ethics were useful."

"She always wanted a little girl, a daughter to raise and nurture and mould. She loves little girls. They’re delicate and dainty. Little boys are terrors, and she tries to beat it out of them."

And now I'm all dead of laughter. :(