Ar, Lad, this yarn has unravelled afore it e'er got started. Like a stillborn mutiny, aye, and it had so much promise by its title, too! Dogbert needs ta sink 'is teeth inta the soft tissue o' Dilbert's calf and remind 'im there's more ta life than engineerin' foolishness, pencils aside. Just read some o' me own yarns and it'll be sure ta trim yer sails fer ye.

Nice! Seriously, I'm the type of person that likes reading silly stories on occasion. I even write some myself (though I've never had the nerve to post them on this site). I do that a lot, and I think it's funny!