I loved it! Hilarious! The 'Do You Love Your Neighbor' thing kind of reminded me of one of those anti-depression circles, or group meetings, whatever. Same thing. See you Sunday!

1. Full name and extended family name
Isadora Quagmire Beaudelaire

2. Year
4th

3. Briefly expand on why you want to join Death Eaters for Kids.
Because I get to have Draco and Blaise in the same room as me.

4. Write a short Ode to the Dark Lord
Oh dear Dark Lord,
You don't feel love
and I think you don't snore,
But I need to confess to you,
That not even Dumbledore is as cool as you.

1. Ptolema Cecil Rosier (grandmother Cecilia Rosier, sister of Druella Rosier who was married to Cygnus Black. Mother's first cousins: Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Andromeda Black.)

2. Year 5

3. I could hide my orange hair underneath a dark, black hood if I were a Death Eater and thus avoid clashing with the other DEs and possibly upsetting the Dark Lord. I'm joining this club as as a sign of my early devotion to him.

4. "He is all-powerful and eternal. Praise the Dark Lord."

Great story. :D

Name: Annora Morgan Thomas (Extended Family: Brother - Ethan Alexander Thomas)

Year: 5

Reason: I'm bored and I want to do something that doesn't involve alchemy or homunculi, but still involves destruction of property. (Wait a sec, I can go and do that if I'm in the DA too!!)

Ode: Um... I can't think of anything that doesn't have insults in it. Oh, wait, here it goes!

Oh Voldemort, oh Voldemort, how truely we do adore you.

1.Morgan Black - Distant cousins to the house of Black's and of the Malfoy's

2.5th hear

3.Well, for
a) Draco is dead Dreamy.
b) Voldemort has some wicked powers.
c) And I loves me some Unforgivable Curses

4.
Oh, he who's powers rock
Who's hate for muggles
And who loves to shock.

He calls upon his Horcuxes alike
To defeat that Potter boy
And muggle-borns tonight

All those fan-girls like Bella Lestrange
Can't seem to see, that he's my man

My Voldie-boy
Who can whisper to snakes
Who hides in dungeons
And who sadly can't bake

My Dark Lord, thee who I adore
Avada that scarred boy
And rise some more!


My ode to Voldie!







(This is hilarious! I love Draco and his games!)

Great story.