LOL venom proof condoms :)

*sigh* i hated breaking dawn. thank you for this.

If only it was really a dream...

Thank you for writing this, it's way better LOL I think the only one who saved BD was Jake's POV, except the imprinting on that THING, of course.

Brilliant, even though I enjoyed parts of breaking dawn I thought it was more like an incredibly bad fanfiction. I mean seriously Jacob imprinting on renesmee? He kissed her mother for crying out loud!
anyway as I was saying good job wish it was all a bad dream :)
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littlemissbella

Yes! I absolutely HATED Breaking Dawn, almost every single page of it from the moment Bella thought she was pregnant until the last word. I love, love, love seeing the ridiculous-ness of the entire book laid out here.

Absurd. Great writing!

LOL!
I didn't hate BD, but it felt more like bad fanfiction then a book of the series. Seriously, SM? Renesmee? Why not write flying pigs instead, it seems more logical?

Well yes, I think I would have preferred to read Forever Dawn (the original ending, set after Twilight), but since this is never going to happen ...we have to arrange with Breaking Dawn. I think the Renesme-thing is rather funny and I couldn't read it seriously without raising my eyebrows... I wonder what happend to the ever present romance in Twilight? So, your story was somewhat funny and enjoyable to read!

Best. Ending. Ever.

Thank you for reasserting a feminist bent on the story. Nothing pisses me off more than a female character out of the blue announcing, "I'd give up anything for this child, even my own body," when she previously had no intentions of childbearing.

oh my goodness, do you know how AMAZING it would be if that was the actual ending?!

So true! Breaking Dawn WAS a nightmare...

Brilliant! Thanks for writing. If only it was all a dream. LOL

Good lord,
I really wish BD was a nightmare.
Thanks for sharing this...I had a good laugh.

Breaking Dawn was interesting until the end of Jacob's PoV. Then it's just boring for the most part. About 200 pages could have been cut at least, but I understand why Stephenie Meyer wrote the ending, especially, the way she did. Overall I liked Breaking Dawn. However, I also liked your fic! I could see why you would feel that way and instead of being obnoxious and insulting you were articulate and funny. Nice job!

Very cute. lol. Loved it.

XD Very funny! I didn't like Breaking Dawn either. Edward dwas was funny: "Oh, dear, I shouldn't be too close to the pillow or I might bite it!" Awesome job ;)