Ha! Ok, I did not see this coming... loved it!!

I love it! Awesome!! *laughs to death*

LOL! I love this story! lol I love the lines:

"I'm in Texas," he heard a child say.
"Good for you," he said, at a loss.

and

"Major…It both warms my heart and scares the hell out of me to know that you inherited Jacob's evil streak," he said


LOL! and how Sam was really really trying to get out of having to tell Hammond and Jack exactly what she had done!

Great story! Kinsey's going to hate that! :)

*snorts* That was hilarious!

this is great thanks for making me laugh

That was funny. Can just see Kinsey's face as he answers all those phone calls. Good story.

That was FANTASTIC! :) Hilarious! Genius! Loved it!

omg absolutely fantastic! veyr well done!

that was cute, loved how sam 'fixed' the problem!