funniest thing i have ever read. i was laughing so hard as i was reading this that i got yelled at. great. :)

lol loved edwards comment at the end and jacobs jerk reply

Jejeje... I prefer bunny Jacob XD

Kisses from Argentina!

bwahahahaha! i love it

Ahh rain in rivendell..you are amazing, my sis was very disturbed by my laughing like a maniac..even more so when i tried to explain the story (in her language lol)
love you laska
p.s. even though it was just for a laugh as you said..i thought it was well written :)

XD That was awsome. ^^

u have saved me from dyeing of brod

WHAT?!?!?EDWARD IS NOT GAY!Jacob,might b,BUT NOT EDWARD!U WEIRDO!

GENIUS.
I don't like Twilight either, and to make fun of the series, I also ship Edward x Jacob.
AND YOU ARE MY SAVIOR. *o*
Bella was a bit...out of character.
But I guess it's cause she's just such a Mary-Sue, she has these major mood swings.
^_^

that...was...HYSTERICAL!
"I couldn't help noticing how tight his ** is?"
hysterical!

R.L.R.L.

pmg! that was so random of Edward to do! i really liked it though!keep writing more! thanx bye~bye!

nice one, never thought of an edward/jacob pairing but it works

OMG!! I love it lol I totally think this should become a fic lol I love Jake and Edward as a couple ** bella haha!! Way to go Shannon missed ur writing to my love

Ahaha, that last line from Edward was classic. I really realy enjoyed that. Too bad it was a one shot.

Yes, yes, a million times YES!
If I ever meet a genie, I'm wishing for Jacob to imprint on Edward. I do believe that they are the perfect couple.
Bella will just have to become the crazy old cat lady, or go marry Mike Newton.
This really did make my night.