you win at life.
^^

The first part of this contained what is honestly the funniest fanfiction-bit I have ever read! I was LITERALY rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off! XD

It was very cute, smart, and funny and I realy enjoyed it, thank you!

This is actually really interesting. It feels almost existential...Unless that mention of Descartes had more meaning than I thought, and this has to do with one of his I haven't read (about.)

I am about to cry... just so happy that I found you...

Great characterization, true to South Park nature, and just... completely random that it actually has meaning :) Though I do wonder... where they hell did it come from...?

Anyway, what I like the most about this is that you made me feel for Kyle, you really did. You portrayed so well what it would be like for a guy to go through that, and by the end I was desperately hoping that he would get his manhood back. Emptiness between the legs... ::wiggles:: I guess that is what it does feel like. And guys would notice everything tenfold... Again, GREAT.

Thank you so much for writing this! :]

And it took Kyle losing his penis to realize that their lack of normality was normal.

I've read one or two genderswitch fics before, but never did any of them focus on any sort of trauma for the character who woke up one day as the opposite sex. Seeing that in this fic was different and I guess gratifying would be the word I want--it was nice to see something that didn't totally concentrate on the wonderful new things you could try with brand new toys. I'm happy Stan stayed with Kyle throughout everything.

Did the title refer to Clyde sort-of coming onto Kyle?

I... I don't know what to say. I mean, I could make up some shit about how you did a great job with an odd idea, and nice grammar, and OMG TEH STYLE SEX SCENES, but... nah. This goes beyond that.

You're amazing, you know that? I mean, "don't take this too seriously"? Sorry, dude, but this is up there with the good stuff. The usual perfect characterization - made even better by the fact that in fics these days, Kyle's more often feminine than not. Kenny's spot-on; I love his fight with Cartman! They're definitely more geared towards one last argument than a sappy goodbye scene, and I like that you got that in there.

And CLYDE. Perfect. One of the first stories I've seen to mention the colostomy - and keep him in-character at the same time. So Clyde, the shy, insecure one, is doomed to top in his relationship, while Kyle, the fiery one, is forced to the bottom? Ahah.

I'm making pointless comments now, so I'll shut up - but this was really a great story. It's like... an extremely well-written parody of uke!Kyle syndrome - just the thing this fandom needs. :)

Okay, I'm not going to lie here, but I think the idea was a bit… odd, to say at the least. The writing was perfect. It made my stomach tingle a bit. The way you expressed their feelings was a definite win. But the idea felt ridiculous at times… was that what you aimed for? If so, then congrats. Don't stop writing.

Fuck, I LOVE the way you write! You've got this sarcastic, twisted sense of humor and it's something I could keep reading for days and days and days. And that's abnormal, seeing as though I barely ever read anyway. Hilarious, dude! FUCKING hilarious!

This had everything a good fic should have. Great plot (regardless of how odd or unrealistic it may be), humor and sex. Sex is a must, definitely.

Awesome work, dude!

This story, though random, was hilarious where it was supposed to be and actually quite emotional too. I loved the details you used and the large words. Best of all, you gave a common pairing a unique twist, and had Kyle express his displeasure with the randomness of the whole thing. You kept the humor South Parkian, but also sarcastic and sexual. Also, everyone was in-character and came off as teens would. You did a great job and I hope we see more from you soon in the SP fandom.

That was amazing. It truly was. You say not to take it seriously, but it was so... good!
Is this, by any chance, connected to Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"? That's the first thing that came into my mind when I read the first paragraph.

ANyway, besides the fact I love how it's written, I just loved how Stan still tried his best to make Kyle feel comfortable, and you described Kyle's emotions so... perfectly it's... no, really, this is a great story. It's late, I can't think coherently.

And man, going off somewhere. I just said goodbye myself, merely an hour or so ago. I'm sad :(

Unique? Yes, it was.
Well written? Of course.
Highly amusing? Ridiculously so.
All in all? This definitely contains win.