Holy crap, that was hilarious. Poor Nick...

That was ridiculously hilarious.

HILARIOUS XD

Hahaha! Epic.
You really should do another one.
How about him taking Trucy out to buy her's?
He'll have more experience but...
Or how about someone else, like say Edgey?

oh gawd, poor poor Phoenix, when I think about it...I wonder if it would be just as funny if it was Franziska instead XP...

Poor poor Phoenix lol. Maya definitely owes him one lol. You did a great job on this!

LMAO poor Nick XD

This was a cute oneshot; I just don't like the thought of Pearly growing up! -pouts- But in all seriousness, you did well. I just think Pearl was a bit OOC calling that saleslady a bimbo. To my understanding, she was raised to be very formal and polite with everyone. Morgan Fey insisted on it. I still enjoyed this, though.

Good God, pretty great. Loved it

Keep it up

Poor old Feenie! He won't be doing that again anytime soon.

This is a really sweet fanfic. You captured the characters really well! :)

A-hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, my lord! My stomach hurts. I know exactly what Pearl must've felt like XD XD XD Great job.

I'm still laughing! This was awesome!

“But the dressing room door has a bra guide and it says if I bounce when I jump—”

“You can put tissues in to fill the rest. Let’s go!”

I LOVED that bit ^^

I feel so bad for Phoenix XD

Keep writing!

Holy moly. I can't believe you posted this on Fanfiction, epp xD I loved it on the Kink meme; did I already give you an epic pie? Who cares, here's another xD

BTW, this is op!non x3

OMG. That was...HILARIOUS!XD poor hobo...XD

Wow, it must suck to be Phoenix. Great story, very awkward.