I understand that sunburn hurts...I'm currently staying home from school because I'm so sunburned that I couldn't lift my arms high enough to put my shirt on...
Very funny mental images...very funny!

Very funny. Made my bad day a little better. Cheers!

Very funny!

AH!! That was so good! I was laughing the whole time! Those mental images, yeah, very disturbing, but funny. And I just loved the banter between Snape and Bill. I have no idea where you came up with this idea but I loved it : )