I just so happened to stumble on this story while looking for something different from my normal reading (mostly Harry x Hermione or Daphne or Tonks, occasionally Luna)... I do hope that you'll pick it back up at some point, as I'm saddened to see something so humorous incomplete. Here's hoping!
KWL

This is so beyond wonderful I am having a bit of a problem with writing a review. I love Harry at the police station that was just to funny beyond words, the fact that he was more worried about his wife's reaction than that of the cops talking to him is also wonderful. I think that I will have to go back and review this chapter by chapter to do you justice. I am eagerly awaiting the next installment to this wonderful story.

Your story is really great.

I read it some time ago and again tonight.
Hopefully it's not abandonned.

Awesome story line love the way you have mixed it uo, when will it be updated

The big man pulled his wife into a hug. "Hello Sue."
"Ew! Cut that out," Edgar Longbottom said
Do kids think hugs are disgusting?

"That Harry finds out that Neville here is the one who hung 'Duncan Blood' on him in the series."
Hung Duncan Blood?

You didn't start at Hogwarts until the year after Harry killed the Dark Lord,
Thats different from canon. Astoria is much younger.

Who did Luna get with in your fic? She isn't with Neville obviously so who?

Selene Truelove
Funny how close to Luna's character name is to hers is while everyone else is way off.

"So, you and George huh? I'd have bet on Angela."

"We flipped a coin." Alicia shrugged. "I lost."
Burn. lol I am always was of the assumption it was a remembering Fred thing in canon but yours is funnier.

Harry whirled out of the fireplace and end up flat on his back staring up into a pair of bright cinnamon brown eyes set in a face ringed by bright red curls.
"Hi."
"Hi." Harry said. "Is your mum home?"
lol

I got an owl four years ago from your father asking if I knew where you were, and now you show up out of the blue."
It has been a 4 year time skip from last chapter?

Not since the last night at Hogwarts when she and Tracey had ambushed Neville Longbottom in the room of requirements.
Surprised they would ambush Neville but not Harry.

Uncensored version anywhere?

Though there was an odd 'lub lub' sound
lub lub? I might just be tired after all this mindless busy work I have been doing today but what is lub lub?

This is a transplant from the Big Box of Silliness
Big Box of Silliness?

PS: This is an awesome story!

I truly hope this story hasn't been abandoned. It's very charming, easy to read, and very enjoyable.

Best of luck writing in the future!

This is an excellent story. Is there any chance of this being updated anytime soon?

I noticed only a few minor mistakes in a few scenes where you have the character doing something twice in a little different order. Like the scene with Harry meeting the Head of the magical division.

Great story. Hope you update it soon. Thanks.

Looking forward to more

great story! love the whole harry potter book series within the harry potter story

Haha. A movie about Harry potter. Very nice play on words by renaming J. .