I love it! Very original piece of fanfiction.
"All reports will be investigated within 5-10 business years on average." < lol! Fantastic job! :)

LMAO. I wish you had put 'Uncle D' as a no-no name for Vader though... way to many people are using it. o-0

"6) It is henceforth a criminal misdemeanor to include in a story summary any variation on the following sentences:

--“I suck at summaries. Just read it.”

--“Story is better than the summary!”

--“Detailed summary inside.”

--“pls r&r!”"


I could grow to like the Empire.

ha!ha!yes!i did not see anything about "poopatine"
ugly old poopy face

Absolutely hilarious! I love the different point of view!

This is hilarious. Thank you very much for writing it. I've broken enough of these that I think they'd have to resurrect me multiple times in order to execute me the number of times I am due. Maybe I had better run away to the rebellion before they catch me!

OMG, this is so funny. *rotfl*
I will herewith remove myself from the holonet, seeing how I clearly violate Quality Expectations 3 and 8. ;p

Wow just wow.

XD That was great!

Thanks so much for posting! I'm sort of lazy and not feeling particularly loquacious so I'll leave it to that. XD Again.

This is awesome!

I really love the way you've written this out and the ideas contained within it. I was very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I got to the part about not reading under the influence of puberty. Classic.

And a horrifying (while humourous) look at the kind of laws that could have been passed under the Empire.

Thanks for sharing this, and giving me such a good laugh.

(Oh, and Xizor and Vader? *shudders* I am so glad I never came across anything like that... maybe because when I read SW fic I tend to haunt the Luke_Vader groups...)

May every writer read this story, for beyond belief, I found it very enlightening, and slightly relaxing, knowing that there are others who have the similar wanton need to strangle incompetent writers. This beatiful piece of fanfiction is by far the most hillarious thing ever. Who knew that the proper etic of the Empire could be so amusing. Only you, frodogenic, could do such, my growing idol [feel no need to freak, i just feel inclined to name every incridible writter on fanfiction as my idol (i've found about 4)] Superb oneshot. Please feel inclined to write more. Everyone needs and deserves a little Empire-sentric humor in their non existant life!

Well, that was entertaining and informative. We are truly fortunate that the Emperor (May he live forever, etc) has taken it upon his most benevolent self to inform us of proper behavior.

*falls out of chair laughing*

That was downright brilliant! Unfortunately, I think I would have been hauled away by now...

Phantom Jedi

Wonderful. Let's hope that people pay attention.

I especially loved how Padme was not to be mentioned for classified reasons. Some dark lord would be quite annoyed if he came across a story pairing her with anyone else me thinks.

VFA

Ha! Hilarious and informative. I wrote one like this for 'Legend of Zelda' not too long ago, but I think this is funnier. Stories like this should be standard reading for all FFnet users. Or, to go further, something like this should be part of the user agreement. There's just way too much crap out there.

Anyway, I'm getting away from the point. I liked the imperious tone, and all the hints that bad fanfiction is propaganda by the Rebels and so on. There were several really hilarious jokes in here, too. Great job! This goes on the Favorites list.