no! miley will never steel my eddikins! neva!

*SKIT*
MILEY:HEY ED-
ME: *throws cat* GET THE #$^% AWAY FROM MY MAN BE-OCH!!
EDWARD:...
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I LOVE BELLA
ME: WRONG STORY!
EDWARD:OH...
I LOVE EMMETT!
ME: *WHISPERS IN EMMETTS EAR* seven days...

i agree with bella...why do people like miley cyrus? i mean c'mon she sucks she sounds like a drowning dog!

that was fuuny i hate miley and hannah no offence if u like them but i really hate them both but that was kinda funny-do u know any fanfic like ur plz tell me thank u and merry xmas :P

hahahahahahahahahah cant breath hahahahahahahaha

is there more? what happened when she went on stage? maybe you could make a chapter of Emmet meating the Jonas Brothers, lmfao that would be funny! Please update the oneshot!

shoot me now
I HATE MILEY CYRUS WITH PASSION!
HATE, HATE, HATE...
I COULD GO ON FOREVR
it was funny though

ahah 'hey yall' funnay amazing

Emmett LICKED Miley's shoulder...okay thanks to u i now have a weird picture in my mind that i dont need! but funny story!!

WOW. REALLY RANDOM AND OUT OF CHARACTER...BUT I CANT SAY I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. OTHER THAN THAT...IT WAS FUNNY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH! oH MY GOSH! i LOVE THIS! mILEY! I Love you!

I bet Jasper wants to meet Emeil Osment.
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tHAT WOULD BE THE BOMBDIGGITLY.

wtf! that was so scary edward liking miley Cyrus? ew! never not even in fanfiction. You just gave me nightmares! I hate you, you cruel demented writer!