This is... Awesome! I laughed out loud at the end xD You kept Miss Piggy amazingly in character the entire time! Love it!

Oh, this is classical Miss Piggy all over. Genius! I loved every moment of it!

This was hilarious to me. I thought that piggy could never get guilty. As soon as she got on the phone, I thought she was going to apologize to kermit, but she just asked a selfish question that made me crack up in the end! You obviously don't need anymore improvement.

Some things never change. Nice job and well written,

XD I like that ending.

Haha! Nice ending. It seems Ms. Piggy didn't learn her lesson after all. Again, I thought you had perfect comedic timing. *is envious*

And as a reply to one of your messages:

No need to thank me. I review because your work is worth it. In fact, I LOVE your writing.

That was really cute. I read it when I couldn't sleep and it got me wondering if I'm feeling guilty about something. I really like it, very well done. I had a feeling she wasn't going to actually apologize to anyone in the end. Heh.

Miss Piggy is very superficial.

This was a joy to read. XD You kept Miss Piggy amazingly in-character throughout the entire story, which I would imagine would be very hard to do when she's the main character! The excerpts from the self-help book were hilarious, too. :)

All-in-all, amazing. A fave for sure. :D