I LOVE IT! It is PERFECT! AWESOME!

Hilarious! I LOVED it! Twilight DOES suck!

hhaha this is amusing

Yea I have always felt the story being superficial... I am gald it wasn't only me.

REQ: Please. Please.

HIMYM in 17 seconds.

Or minutes. Whatevs?

Please!

WIN. Just win :)

Ahaha, this is made of win! Made me laugh and that book could have really been literally THIS long xD

haha even though i liked twilight and read all the books only to see what the whole fuss was about but this is so true, and I agree with the fact that the novel should've focused on Alice because shes so awesome and bella is annoying in the book, shes also shallow right? well i think so lolz
funny

hi your fanfic is so funny...

LOL, That was hilarious!! I read the books and didnt hate them, but that, wow! Perfect Description, haha...so true

LOL. I love bipolar!Edward and Bella not knowing her dad's name. I actually like the Twilight series, but it's not all that well-writtenand there are a lot of books WAY better than it that aren't as nearly as popular, probably just because they don't have an insanely hot vampire in them. Anyways... great job. I love all of your parodies so much! :)

His “sister” Alice scoffed. “Edward, you’re such a girl.” Then she did something awesome that made most readers wish this novel was about her instead of me.


That is the truest statement made about Twlight.

This is an epic win. I read the books, enjoyed them for the entertainment that they are, but am annoyed with how they are blown out of proportion. Thanks for the laughs, this completely made my day!!

I have only one word for this: So true!

Oh, wait... those were two.

Anyway, to tell you the truth, I actually read all of the books and sort of liked it. But I hated Edward and Bella to no extent. (Hahah... they were the main characters)

Kudos to you, woman. (Or man. You never know.) I have to totally agree with almost everyting that you wrote.

Okay, so I totally forgot how *hilarious* you could be, & because of my own hatred toward the twilight trilogy i obviously LOVED this. the last line was probably the best. i read this satiric screenplay of the movie where it basically mocked bella for being an empty placeholder for all the 15 yr. old girls in the audience to project their personalities onto, & that's what your "story" (story?) reminded me of.

anyway, thanks for providing me with relief from my take home midterm which was supposed to be finished...oh, 3 days ago...& which i have not started. AND i must add that i love your "avatar image" (what does that even MEAN?)anyway it's hilarious/perfect & i may look into photoshopping myself in with jim sometime soon...

LONG REVIEW. okay. over. delightful. yada yada yada.

This is hilarious! Thanks for posting. I will share this with all my friends who are also amazed that Twilight managed to get published.