"Voldemort screamed like a girl, and then claimed it was Draco." Nice!

I love the random hilarity of your story Professor Cassandra, one of my favourite fics on the site.

TOGA PARTY!

Sleazy Bum Motel...

"Don't worry, Plopper. He can't kill the real Harry, so chances are he can't kill you either."
"And these here are my kids. Meet Bessie, Elsie, Billy Bob, Bob Billy, Jethro, Ellie Mae, Cletus, Brandine, Bucky, Sue, Clarence, Mariann, Bubba, Rufus, Walker, Texas Ranger, Bobby Joe, Joe Bobby, Gerald, Moe, and Gerald Moe.”
He named his kid Walker, Texas Ranger! XD

Voldemort paused, considering how to reword his statement, then continued, British accent strong as ever, "Um...I reckon I right scared the living daylights out of you, but I don't want nothing but to find somewhere to fix my dang car. I ain't gonna hurt you no how."

LOL! And Spider Pig!

"I had a bad expierence in the 80s.."
This story is ingenius!

DID I STUTTER?! THAT'S FROM THE OFFICE! *spazzes*
Oh lol I lovee this story!

Voldemort listens to Carrie Underwood! haha. lol :D

i hate twilight
poor voldy's buttocks

spider pig, spider pig
does whatever a spider pig does
CAn he swing
from a web?
no he cant cuz he's a pig
watch out its spider pig

lolz this was so funny poor Narcissa... NOT!

ha ha raccoons are evil! just ask my mom!

aw...Aren't you ever gonna tell us what Bella wrote on his butt?I wanna know lol..

lmao bricks...this story is so random...teehee i lurve it

lmao Sweeney Todd.I love that movie!!And I love Helena Bonham Carter!!..But I don't love Alan Rickman or...whoever plays wormtail/the beadle...they're creepers lol