I can't believe that I hadn't read this yet! Haha, poor Kaku. You did really well writing all the characters voices and I loved the dialogue. Thanks for sharing! =D

OMGOMGOMG-I love how you write the CP9!! I woulda reviewed earlier, but school and all :( Never seen "the importance of Being Earnest" but this was majorly entertaining. Kaku and Jyabura fail at life and Kumadori...well...

And then, louder and more mournfully: “WHY CAN’T I DIE?”

Dude, I died laughing at that bit. Kumadori=awesomeness