Hey this fic has to be the most interesting I have ever read. It's a little odd but trust me, if you read my fics you would see that you are a much better writer than me :) Oh and many of your reviewers commented on the excess of cursing, I would just like to say to them that this is was given an R rating and it was there choice to read it so they had been properly warned of mature content.
So I would just like to say Ms. Evelyn Ransom that your work is greatly appreciated by me :)
Later,
Dumbo

This was interesting...I was sort of reminded
of that DOCTOR WHO episode "Inferno" with
messed-up parallel universe variations of
the characters,and that's what you've accomplished
here. The quidditch near-riot was inspired.

you people spoil the whole harry potter effect with your stupid swearing and crap. i read half of the first paragraph and knew that your story is garbage.

Harry Potter meets Trainspotting, huh? Funny! Hope it doesn't get quite as grim as Trainspotting though! I mean, will the lads still want to eat at the Leaky Cauldron by the end of the story???

Heh! I liked it. Don't pay attention to some of the other reviews. Not everyone recognizes a parody when they see one.

hey evelyn :) i enjoyed this story quite a bit! excellent idea - "harry potter" meets "trainspotting", eh? (am i the only one who recognizes this as a parody?) very, very silly! i like the arthur weasley bits - he never gets much attention in fanfiction :( i think it could use a little more action though, as it's action/adventure. anyway, i laughed a lot. thanks :) -- cat

This review might be slightly incomplete since I only read to the middle of Chapter 2. But from what I've read, I just don't see Hagrid or Sirius speaking like that, or doing things that they do in the story. I know that as adults, they would use curses, but it just seems to be a bit too much. I think I would be able to imagine Sirius pretending to be another person, but I doubt he would do anything this horrible. As for Hagrid- I can't even see him pretending to be another person. And Hagrid's accent is overdone, and it's quite differently done than they were in JKR's writing.

Dear Ms. York... I am not sure I understand your criticism. Nice as Barb sounds, I do not know who she is, nor have I ever posted anything on an "EZboard". So, I am not sure where all this hostility stems from... As for a mother giving this to her 13-year-old son to read, alas, what can I do? The story is rated R, appropriately, and that means with parental supervision it may be read by children. I would suggest the problem you have is with a lax mother, not with me. The reason I insist on signed reviews is so that I know exactly what sort of person sends a flame like this. I'm sorry if it upset you to have to do something openly, but there I cannot help you. I really cannot respond to the rest of your criticism (the much loved "door" cliche, and the delightful imagery of the Dementor), but I hope you channel this creative energy into your own fanfiction next time. This would do us both a world of good. Thank you, I am glad you enjoyed my story :)

You are seriously deranged. I can't believe you posted that flame for Barb's fic on ezboards when you wrote this pile of steaming dung. Barb never uses language like this in her writing! There's a mother on the list who gave it to her 13-year-old son to read! I wouldn't let a child anywhere near this! YOU'RE the PERV, not people who write sex scenes. This language should be rated NC-17, not R. Although really what it should be rated is UG for Unreadable Garbage. And you won't accept anonymous reviews! What the hell was wrong with anonymous reviews on Barb's board! You are the biggest coward and hypocrite on the planet and I hope you go take a long walk off a short pier. Please let the door whack you good and ** the way out of the fandom. We don't need you here. May a dementor suck out your soul--Oh! Too late! It's already happened!

One more word to you: **.

Thanks, I am really glad you liked it :) I am trying to work on the format, as it took me a week to get the story up at all :( Any suggestions for straightening it up a bit would be much appreciated!!! Love, Evelyn PS: I hope Chapter 2 will be easier to read

That is so weird... and yet, so very funny. *g* The only problem I had with it was that the formatting made it a bit difficult to read. But it was worth it. *g*