"I hope he rapes me!"

...OWTF.

Seriously. I tried so hard not to laugh and ended up shaking with blurry eyes on the floor, only able to finish reading the story after a good ten minutes or so of all-out hysterics.

I look forward to Darwinism eliminating more Sues from the Gotham gene pool.

Haha! I have to agree with you; there are too many poorly written and clearly self-insertation stories written about The Joker and whatever girl it is that Bruce Wayne just has to end up falling for, too. I've seen more of them than I would have ever liked to.

Again, very funny! I approve!

You did a great job! I love it! You literally made me LOL! You actully put a lot of thought into this. Mine was a written in a lapse of bordem. Thanks for the shout out!