Great job IT! Loved it. I laughed so hard. Thanks man.

Boy that was randomly specific...

But fun!

CB73

This is comedic gold, Cap. Wow. I'm flattered I was mentioned, too!
I remember watching the Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom every weekend on repeats when I was small. This is just...fantastic. The way you wove everyone's personalities together is great!

You realize, of course, that this means war.

Captain IT,

As one of several participants in this little romp, allow me to express my congratulations on your work. The grammar is exactly what I expect from an Oklahoman; but the humor factor was so cranked past '11', it really didn't matter for once!

You actually made me lose weight with this tale--From start to finish, I was laughing my backside off and my sides were splitting!

Your friend in writing,

The Samurai Crunchbird