i snorted mountain dew all over my laptop. It was the last sentence that made me laugh.

lol, really

my favorite so far

Now, did Snape poison all the tarts, or just luck out?

Snicker.

I *loved* this story! DIE RON, DIE! :D

I particularly enjoyed the Death By Troll. Pancaked Ron almost made me fall off the chair laughing.

I love evil!Snape, but I miss a few stories in which Hermione kills Ron herself, and cries on Snape's shoulder to gain his favour... Black_widow!Hermione! ;)

This is such a great story, and I can't wait for the next chapter. Holla!

xXKodyXx

Love this drabble collection. Thank you for killing off (and very enjoyably so) my LEAST favorite character in the series. I realize others may not share my zest for distinct dislike of the red-headed moron, but not everyone is of the opinion that Hermione Granger deserves a lout like him. Honestly, I've always thought she had far more potential than him, and have wanted to burn the final epilogue since I unfortunately read it. She is totally the type that would go to Uni or apprentice and get a mastery, I think. Not become a freaking housewife. Ugh, what a waste! Most of your bits made me cackle in glee, and cry out, "GO SNAPE!"

U say lol alot why dont u say fotflol ? :D

Fantastice! hehe Ron and his pet stomach! I had a funny idea (it came from a dream of mine) of Ron sneaking into Potions after hours to make a potion he heard will make your penis get bigger haha and Snape (knower of all) finds out and adds a "special ingredient" to Ron's potion and the next day as students are filing into class Ron is found on the ground dead-as-a-doornail and Snape shakes his head and says something about "The foolishness of youth" and "What A Pity" (or something like that) hahaha

Hola

HAHAHA there's nothing better to chear you up then your "ways to kill R.W." my fav though is Snape's cure for stupidity.

THX bunches!

Didnt you already use do this one? I love your writing, it is funny.

"I always said that your eating habits would be the death of you"... hilarious:)

Anything you write is great. You have Snape's character so down-pat it's scary!

A wonderful choice on killing Ron Weasley, spoiled only by Severus having said that _he_ was the one to have killed Ron.

Better would have been a partially eaten tray and Severus having eaten some himself, where the tarts left were "apparently" cooked in a section of the oven that just wasn't quite as hot as the rest of the oven.

lol Nice! Death by desert. XD I love it. Can't wait to see what happens next. _ Will be waiting.