I has evil thoughts in my brain XD lovely story XD

I KNEW IT WAS A PENCIL! At first I thought it was a snowglobe though...

oh.. so funny.. LOL. kudos

hahahahahahahahahaha! laughing too much to say anything else on the topic. hahahaha!

hilarious... dead.. thanks for the story! :D

That storie was extremely perverted... and i loved it! sorry I dont have a better title. THANKS FOR WRITING!

-k3ll3nlutzl0v3r-

jacob in hell? now that something id love to see, burning, tortured... anywayz that was fukin hilarious, lol a pencil, who wuda thought? i knew it was guna be somthin stupid but seriously, you made my dy, considerin i was having such a shit day... but you brightened it up! loved it! X LUV YA X XKellanLutzX

that is halarious

love it its in my faves

That was great!

hahaha!

hey i like this great work

haha

hilarious

i knew it wasn't going to be what everyone was thinking about but that's really funny

hmm maybe u should name it

"Big Things"

or

"Emmett's got a big one"

or

"I knew it!"

or

"They don't make them any bigger than this"

that one's kinda long and those titles kinda suck too haha

just suggestions!

great job btw!

and so was your eclipse parody

i was dying of laughter!

Ha! When I first started reading it I was like 'Ah!', but that was hilarious! Who! Big pencils! Hm. I can see Emmett owning one of those! Hehehe! Nice Job!

-MLJ

OMG I LOVE IT! That is the perfect conversation that would be really akward to walk in on...

Oh so you hate Jacob too ... BURN THE DOG (i actually went to the borders BD release party with this on my arm)That was so LOL