'Most joyful am I, for thou hast brought cranberry sauce!'

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Loved it! Great job!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

And woe unto he who doth not appreciate thy most excellent work, good poet!

XD that was hilarious, I wish i could write like that... (incase you're wondering this is takerucoh)

Normally I don't like stories written in script format... But I have to make an exception here. It's so... funny, whether it is suppose to be or not. And of course the ye olde English helps as well.

All-in-all, good job. I was thinking if you should have something like Peter Parker: (sounding woeful) oh tis an unweeded garden.

But using old English conveys most of the emotion despite that anyway, so I'm not sure.

What, ho? Spider-Man accompanied by a Greek chorus? Truly the muses smile upon thee, thou most clever of fanfic writers.