Lol, that is so Morrison!

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!
Thank you!

EPIC FAIL. LOL.

Her hand was twitching? Oh nice. Lol.

Yeah! You know, I SHOULD kick your ass for stealing all the mousse! Bitch! Lmfao.

Exactly, we don't allow hairdressers in the palace of wisdom. Duhh. haha.

Summary: John Morrison has a gift, we all know that. A gift with beauty, a
girl with women, and a gift with... a set of curlers? Oneshot. MorrisonxOC

You messed up your summary, its gift not girl. Woo! Haha, it's cool we all make mistakes, esp. me. I am one. Yayy, haha.

Morrison is God, no...he's greater than God, he's my dad! Yayy, lol...that was the most craziest thing ever. I'm so damn hyper and shit, lol. Haha, woo. Lol.

Dude, name your thingything Edna. EDNA! EDNAA A A A A A (taking a page out of your book...which is a very tough read by the way. USE SMALLER WORDS!)

Err...love this. It's funny, haha...Morrison can do my hair any time he wants, nothing sexual though...so get your mind out the gutter.

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Byenow. OINKOINKOINK!

CHICKADEE! Chickadee in my soup, how many loopties can you loop?

ISSUES!