Ah, I accidentally clicked on the 'favourites' button when all I wanted was to comment. Don't worry, it has already been removed.

Now, about your... story (?). It's not fanfiction, and it shouldn't be posted here. If you have a blog, go ahead and post it there, but this essay of yours doesn't belong in this site.

And, of course, I hope you realize by the fourth point of your essay the difference between 'Sakura' and yourself is barely noticeable?

You.
You win the world, OMG, THAT'S THE BEST PAIRING EVER.
In fact, I drew a picture on Deviant art for my friend of this pairing a while ago after she read this~ OshitarisCrayon on Deviant art. I JUST KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT, BECAUSE IT'S A PICTURE OF THEIR LOVING CHILD~~

Haha, but seriously. You're awesome. XDD

XD The last part made me crack up. Tanishi/Horio is better than Perfect Pair? NNO! BLASPHEMYBLASPHEMYBLASPHEMYBLASPHEMY! NO! TEZUFUJI PWNS!

I had fun reading this.

Lolz...

~PT

BAHAHA.
i like all the examples. :)
'My reasons for this are because they both have hair.'
MR SHANNON!!
Tinky Winky.. XD
And so, Horio Satoshi and Tanishi Kei went off into their own little sunset and created the ‘Gay Purple Alien Appreciation Club’ for people who appreciate gay purple aliens.
LMAO.
(ps. i really do hope you like this review more than gay purple aliens. (: )