William James Turner, Jr., WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!?!?!

A great story. Very funny.

.."decided he really needed some new friends." LOL! Hilarious XDD Nice work!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Sorry, I think I just had too much coffee! But it was funny!

pfft. Just like a woman to misinterpret everything. Stupid Elizabeth.

And the following I LOVE, as it describes Capt. Jack to a CAPITAL 'T' --

"Captain Jack drug her out, having long ago become accustomed to the fact that making people move from where they had inexplicably planted themselves was his true calling in life..."

Crystal.