"Esther" complies with all the rules of "awesome"! I don't know much about Homestar Runner, but this is a hoot.

This story confounds me to no end, but I can't stop reading. Excellent work. Or as Homsar would say "Dah, don't blame me, I voted tangerines!"

Old English does not work that way. I... I don't know where else to go from there. I'd suggest looking into your 'thy's and 'ye's a bit more before attempting to use them.

I love that! Keep it coming! That's awesome!