I smell rape...is that wrong?

erm..Sex ed wouldn't die until he was burnt

LOL! Mike is a fairie! It fits perfectly!

*Holds in laughter* Okay... that was just... xD

Ah! Bella's gonna KILL Jacob... probably would have killed Edward if he had won. Very nice

Woah.
I mean, go Jacob, but...
Woah.

I don't think I can read the next chapter.

I think Bella's going to kill the survivor. You know, turn into a vampwolf? Yah...

Woah.

Hm,,
Nice action!
Poor Bella.
I can't wait until Edward wins!

haha I think Edward is totally going to win this!

Wow... Just wow. Absolutely incredible.

Update soon,
Kolored. ^^

Ahh!
Who wins?
Must know...!
Write more please!
By the way, who's the third man bella loves? Charlie? Mike (That would be REALLY AU)?

more!