This would make a hilarious should keep it up and update soo

I do love this story! But I have to ask, is there any specific pairing? You see, I like AlucardxSeras, and it seemed like that in this chapter, seeing as Alucard attacked Pip for spying on her, but it also seems like AlucardxIntegra, and PipxSeras...which one is it? Gosh, I hope it is more AxS than the rest!

OH MY SOUL! LOL x100! That was hilerious! I love the dud bullet parts, and the piece at the beginning about Walter changing the safeties! This is hilerious! I was only half way threw with the chapter and I shouted out saying that this story is going straight to my favourites list!

Thank you for writing this piece of comedy gold! :D

Yet again, you deliver a great (and humorous) storyD Or, in this case, a series of ficletsD

make Hellsing: Survivor a full story! "Does the puppy-eyes" D

Dude, seriously. Make this a full story NOW!

It has merit, and may be better than anything you've written.

Soren

Yo man! It's been quite a while. A Hellsing version of Survivor...damn, I'd have never thought of that one. But believe me, it has serious potential. Keep up the good work.

Aha.. ahahaha... *cough wheeze cough* Oh jeez, you never fail to make me laugh with your stories..

The thing about Fool's Day was the best, imo. Poor Alucard looking like a nOOB..

Ah hell, keep this up!

w00T! yeah!

I wuved it! Update soon

(insert long laughter). :D This was funny. I think that it should be made into a longer story, just a one-shot simply will not do. I'll admit that I am not a fan of those 'survivor-esque' shows, but if it is to be done Hellsing style, I'm sure it will be amazing to read and laugh at.

Also.

Welcome back! :D

Lol you have to continue this! either as it's own thing or in this one haha it doesn't matter as long as you don't abandon this idea to pergatory! lol

Hey, you're finally back. Good to see that you're still alive.

My opinion, you should keep going with this story, because I can see a lot of funny things that can happen in this story, and most of them would have Dr. Insane-O as the cause if you include him.

Speaking of continuing with stories, I better get back to work with my stories. I can sympathize with writer's block, and being distracted with Warhammer 40k.

...holy hell, that was awesome. Poor Pip... XDD The man never seems to know how to keep himself out of trouble.

Keep going, I love this one!

Aside from algae eaters being freshwater fish - that was just too funny with the hickey so that slides - please continue this. Your sense of humor is wonderful and fun. This could be a riot of a story. A tropical storm and Alucard being so freeaking tall could be funny (like him getting soaking wet then struck by lightning and his hair curling).

You already know my opinion, but...

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit! _

haha! I think this is gonna' be brilliant if you carry on with it lol. I'm really interested in seeing how the humans cope with the heat, especially Integra. After all, she's rather attached to these suits of hers xD

Keep up the good work! Please continue this on!

love

Rosiepops x