I laughed out loud several times during this hilarious story, but the one part that made me giggle like I was seven was: DRACO: I’m too sexy for your rules, too sexy for your rules. I could just picture him sidling up to the front. I loved it. Thanks for this amazing story. It was just what I needed.

I really enjoyed this!!

Don't know if you noticed or not, but one of DRACO's SILENT MINIONS was replaced aboout half way through the movie, with a tall blond, SILENT MINION which was not Joshua Herdman. He is in the scene when DRACO gets punched by PINK HOODED GIRL and a few others. I can't remember if he is in the scene with the Shreiking Shack or not.

This is deffinitly one of the best HP parody's ever created, it's so accuritly brilliant! And what you said is true, about turning the word wand into dicks, it surtanly has some interesting results. XD

MOLLY WEASLEY: I have come to make Obsessmuch’s life a misery.
OBSESSMUCH: (self-harms in an attempt to make the pain go away)
MOLLY: Well at least I’m canon, bitch.
OBSESSMUCH: Touché.
DRACO: (swaggers forward with an air of extreme arrogance and stylish élan)
FANGIRLS: (whimper)
DRACO: I’m too sexy for your rules, too sexy for your rules…
HAGRID: Malfoy-
DRACO: (to Buckbeak) So… how do the logistics of horse/chicken sex work out, anyway-
BUCKBEAK: SQUAK! (Backhands him)
GINNY: Thefatladyshe’sgone!
GINNY: (To herself) Okay. Your line. Your very own line. Don’t mess this up. Remember – you deserve this line. It’s your line, and no-one can take it away from you-
DAVID HEYMAN: Right, that’s enough. Back in the closet with you, Jenny.
GINNY: My name’s actually Ginny-
DAVID HEYMAN: Whatever, kid - I didn’t ask for your life story.
SNAPE: The castle has been searched, Headmaster, and so far no-one has seen Black.
DUMBLEDORE: Excellent.
SNAPE: Now, you know me, Headmaster, I’m not one to scandal-monger, but I haven’t seen Lupin all evening. And… well, I didn’t want to tell you this, but I overheard him saying to Flitwick that your robes aren’t anywhere near as pretty as the last Dumbledore’s-
DUMBLEDORE: Oh, Snapey – you and your episodes of unresolved sexual tension. First Quirrell, then Lockhart, now Lupin – who’s next?
SNAPE: Well, there’s Karakoff, Potter, Draco and Voldemort himself to come in future movies. Oh, and Lily Potter.
DUMBLEDORE: Lily? A girl?
SNAPE: I know, I was surprised too. Anyway, do you think we should tell Potter that Black is after his jailbait backside?
DRACO: (Whimpers) Oh please god, no! Not a small girl in a pink hoodie and a rainbow belt! How can I possibly hold my own against that?
E: Nah. I figure for now we should just let him pretend to sleep in peace.
HEYMAN: You know the rules, Ronnikins.
RON: But…
DAVID HEYMAN: (Encouraging, patronising smile) Do the face!
RON: But…
DAVID HEYMAN: DO IT!
DRACO: I can’t thpeak! I’m bleeding! I think my jaw ith broken! Oh, who would have thought that the fitht of thuch a tiny girl could cauthe tho much agony?

HARRY: Wait… you get together with Ron in the books? But then… what are we always hanging onto each other for?
HERMIONE: Two words - box-office.
HARRY: So… our meaningful chats?
HERMIONE: Box-office.
HARRY: Our overly-long hugs?
HERMIONE: Box-office.
HARRY: That completely un-canon and irritating moment in GOF when you kiss me on the head-
HERMIONE: Seriously, Harry, I’m getting tired of repeating myself here. Just let the Harry/Hermione shippers take what they can get, okay?
HARRY: Dammit. So who do I get together with in the books, then?
HERMIONE: Ginny.
HARRY: Who?
HERMIONE: Ginny.
HARRY: I know not this ‘Jenny’ you speak of-
HERMIONE: No, Ginny. You know, Ron’s sister?
HARRY: …
HERMIONE: You rescued her from the Chamber of Secrets last year.
HARRY: (blinks)
HERMIONE: Eh, forget it. She’s not going to have any more lines for the next two movies, anyway

These are my fav lines of this movie parody heheheehehe please please do HBP movie parody and it's coming out next week please you are very funny and witty and good *gushes*

Really funny! W00t

Haha this was truly and adventure. it was HILARIOUS and so true. I love the books and movies but it was just so ridiculously funny how you caught all these little things and were irritated by them. This spoof is too comical, i read this one cause the third movie was my favorite but i'll have to check out your others if they're as good as this one. I had so much fun reading i cant believe it hasnt gotten more reviews cause seriously, i was cracking up like a crazed lunitic the whole time. I would love to quote some of my favorite lines but theres honestly just too many of them. You really hit the nail on the head with the Ron/Hermione relationship (or lack thereof)and the inaproppriateness of Professor Lupin. I also have to agree with you on all of the pointless movie montages. I was so relieved to see that i wasnt the only person to notice that. its always been something that bugged me, starting in the first movie where they show people decorating for christmas, harry walking through the snow with his owl, and ghosts saying clever things INSTEAD OF showing things like Devils snare and potion riddles. Anyways, i had a blast reading and will deffintley be checking out your other works. This has gotta be one of my all time favorites!

That's f-ing hilarious! I laughed my ass off throughout the entire fic, and I agree with your sentiments on the HP movies. They could've been so much better and less about the money they were making.

~Lucius's Mistress~

OMG! Me and my friend who's review is below this one were just laughing our heads off at it. I loved the fact that you pointed out about the Marauder's back plot. That really ticked me off when I watched the film. And how Emma Watson has got too pretty.
"The Fudgster"! What an awesome nickname!
You've officially made my day with both you're stories!

That was totally AWESOME! My Friend just sent it to me. i havent laughed laughed so much on this website ever. Well done. i can't wait to read your next ones! Frikkin Awesome! :D

That was ..hilarious! I always thought the movies srewed up Harry and Ron big time too. I mean when Harry started crying in the 3rd movie I was like what the hell, Harry is tougher than that!

ah-ha, so this is where you've been hiding, behind a parody!

Absolutely hilarious! I love your sense of humor! It's good to see you're writing something light-hearted and funny! I'm sure that writing angst all the time can take its toll on an author, although we love your angst!

I really do dislike Steve Kloves! He has in my opinion made a mockery of the books. Doesn't really seem to bother JKR though, does it? I say we let you do the screenwriting for Deathly Hallows :)

After reading this, I'll never be able to watch POA without laughing my butt off. You ROCK sweetie!

Oh, tell me are you a Ron/Hermione shipper in the canon sense only? ;)

Warner Brothers = Wanker Brothers

I for one think you captured the movie and the actors perfectly, found myself guffawing and choking on more than a few snorts during this parody.

I'm glad we agree that Emmione (I've never heard of this combination before now, so I thank you) is absolutely cringe worthy whenever she is on screen. There's no scenery, no dialogue, no man-candy (seldom rare in the Harry Potter movies) to stare at with dear Emma in view, is there? There's just ~*~*~EYEBROWS~*~*~ and ~*~*~*BAD ACTING*~*~*~.

ROFLMFAO! That was hilarious! I actually liked Azkaban movie(I think it was all the arty shots that distracted me from the gaping plot holes). Bring on fourth year, and lets make the H/Hr shippers giddy!

Brilliant as ever dear. I think I almost pissed myself laughing so hard. This is unbeliebably...true. With the Lupin creepiness and the Hermione over doneness and just everything! For some reason however I always find myself wasting my time and money to buy a ticket and see the damn films even though I know that its going to suck fucking balls (almost quite litarlly, espically with Daniel Radcliff as Harry) and I'm going to want to pull my hair out at the uncanonness of it all but atlas, it cannot be helped. Ah well...
Thanks for making me laugh! Ciao!

Gigi (and fucking update Eden already damn!) ^_^

That was THE BEST PARODY I HAVE READ! EXCELLENT. I don't know about Sirius/Hermione/Harry though... eww. Leave the noob out and you get by OTP! LOL!

But I am interested in reading Ron/Draco/Ginny, care to point me?