HOOGI omg, you updated…this chapter was full of wonder and goodness and…wonder…

Ganondorf/Jigglypuff: I don’t have much to say about them this leg, except that they were hilarious and amazing as usual.

Wolf/Samus: So…Wolf is a Steve Miller fan? I have a few songs…on my IPod…

…Um, but I really like this team. Yeah.

Kirby/Pikachu: They can’t fool me into believing that they’re evil. :B They’re TOO ADORABLE.

Falcon/Fox: Meh, I’m over them. Meh.

…FALCON IS SO HOT. *drools*

Roy/Zelda: The word “Rooy!” is just going to keep playing over and over in my head now…

Toon Link/Dedede: They’re like an Internet meme wrapped in a Saturday Night Live sketch!

…I love them.

Mr. Resetti/Wario: Are they still in this thing?! Wait, but it’s okay…I like them.

…Wait, they got eliminated. NU!

["UIFRE PTHK THOPR HRITNOHN!" screamed Toon Link, inhaling two gallons of pain killers and discarded skin…] Was that some sort of subliminal message?

Favorite Part of the Leg: When Pikachu and Kirby threw the Bomb cake at Wolf and Samus, and they flipped out. That was awesome.

If I wanted to be cool and do stats and stuff, I would tell you that the order of my favorite teams right now is Toon Link/Dedede, Ganondorf/Jigglypuff, Kirby/Pikachu, Wolf/Samus, Fox/Falcon, and Roy/Zelda. But I’m not cool, so I won’t tell you that. Never ever.

GOOD JOB, and good luck in school! :)

Yay! A return! And then the mythical hoogi returned to the cave he came from. See you in a while.

Teams!1! (with predictions?!)

Jigglypuff/Ganondorf - They've -only- hurt the cameraman six times? What losers, I'm guessing they're the pansies of the race. SO LIEK THEY'RE THE SEXY RAPPERY ONES SAME DIFFERENCE. TAR13 clue reference, Nintendog tomfoolery and stupidity abound; I have a feeling either them or Toon Link/Dedede are being set up for a late elimination for the lulz. Fourth/fifth place. Unless Jigs can rustle up the Mexican superfriends.

Wolf/Samus - Wolf is a joker and a smoker?!? I was all prepared to scorn them until the tape scenes. How...special...I love their escapades with Kirby/Pikachu, and as usual I smell a U-Turn shenanigan one day. Or finale escapades. Second place.

Kirby/Pikachu - I have a feeling this is what Ivysaur/Diddy would have been like if they were still around? However, Kirby/Pika do a much funnier job than them, especially against Wolf/Samus. Also helps that they're a lot funnier than I remember, too. As I smell finale escapades, and I know that angering the 'straight man' is fun, I predict them as the winners. Either that or second-to-last when/if Wolf/Samus get eliminated.

Fox/Falcon - Why am I still the only one who likes them? Fox as the sane(r) one is a fun change for me...plus Falcon can never go through a season without being in the closet. Seriously. Plus...well...you made fun of Dan. :) Please have these guys march too. I will so pay you. I'd like them to win, I'd like to keep them around, but nobody else does, it seems. Third place seems a likely end?

Roy/Zelda - Most of their scenes seem to be much shorter than everyone else's, and while they are funny I find I'm more interested in the other five teams left. Because they're at the back a lot, and have the shortest scenes by far, I predict they'll be eliminated next.

Toon Link/King Dedede - POOR TOON LINK. Dedede's more zany than Jigs or Ganon by now, given that he's every Saturday morning cartoon on coke or something. Wait a second though...if Dedede's already ruined Toon Link's rep, as well as every other facet of his life, what could possibly be left for them?! What a conundrum. Fourth/fifth place, though higher would be schweet.

Wario/Mr. Resetti - Bye. :( Good thing they're gone, anyway. Resetti in lingerie can only so on for so long without blinding some children.

Mel's Pet Store - :)

Good one, hoogi! Hopefully you'll be free again soon!

I think this sums it all up:

(“YES OUR POODLE TASK” cheered Jigglypuff from four inches away.
“WE TRAINED FOR SIX MONTHS TRAINING THE POODLES in case there was a PooDLE TRAINING task on THE RACE yESS the TRAINING payed off!” cheered Ganondorf.)

Unfortunately I have no idea what that means. But... cool...

Also:

(Toon Link grunted.)

OMG.

(They walked into the store.
Chainsaw noises.)

Oh, how perfectly normal.

The entire scene where the poodles fight for their freedom was very inspiring. It makes me want to start my own canine-Marxist revolution.

(Mr. Resetti went into the lingerie store.)

Yes...

(Rofl Pony

“…rry.”)

^_^

Um... yeah, it's all quite... um... wow... I'm not really sure what to... um... I mean... er... what exactly do you, ah, say about... well... I mean, this leg is pretty... I mean... it's not... well it is kind of... um...

IT'S GOOD, OKAY?

The long-awaited leg5 is here! I'm gonna enjoy this so much!

Running commentary as I read:
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Ha ha, nobody knew Wario! 'Cuz they're always near-last *Laugh track*

Uhh...Is it me or are Wolf and Samus just not funny anymore?! And the Dedede/ToonLink scenes are just getting even weirder...

The Pikachu/Kirby queue line thing was hilarious. Wish that I thought of that...

Well, now that I had re-read Legs1 and 2 over again, I now like everyone that's still racing except Fox/Falcon. I like them the least now (Out of the teams still in).

Why can't Resetti be Batman?! Why? Why? (I say Dedede/ToonLink will be first this time)

Roy/Zelda. I wanna tell you something you should do (if you haven't done this yet, or if they aren't eliminated this leg). Make Zelda slowly love Roy more and more for who he is, and then by the time they get eliminated, she won't be in it for the money?!

Kirby/Pikachu are hilarious with their Villainry antics. Hee hee. Team is now fav'd?

Freaky Crazy Hand cameo?! WTF? Okay, Jigglypuff/Ganon are just freaking weird now. Digesting money?!

You're so funny Samus, of course it wasn't the kids! Hee hee, those silly evil kids are so funny! Wait a minute...

**?! Where? Where?! Pick m--I mean, uh, homosexual? Eeww... Toon Link's dillema was...weird.

Okay...this is getting pretty weirder and weirder every new scene...

Red shell you?! You're in the amazing race, stupid! ...And fix your grammar first, Jigglypuff! Only then shall you not be squished!

Roy/Zelda are attempting the FF? If I was Wario/Resetti, I would have done that. But whatever, jajaja i AM ThE GAnONDorF

'"Everywhere I see it's like there's a constant reminder of him," said Toon Link angrily.

"Because I'm RIGHT HERE boy!" shouted King Dedede very loudly into Toon Link's ear.

"AH!" screamed Toon Link, jumping into the roof of the car.

"Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!" laughed King Dedede.

Toon Link, whose neck was stuck in the roof of the car, grunted.'

...OLOL I THINK YOU SHUD HUrry Ton lINK and dEdEdE

I predict the rankings for this leg as this:
1st- ToonLink/KingDedede
2nd- Kirby/Pikachu
3rd- Wolf/Samus
4th- Jigglypuff/Ganondorf
5th- Wario/Mr.Resetti
6th- Fox/Falcon
7th- Roy/Zelda

Yeah but I want Fox/Falcon out! >:C Everyone's funnier!

Wow. Roy's really nice to Zelda, and he's calm. Zelda freaks out and Roy is calm...I think they deserve top 6. Maybe top 5.

Wait...I'm not even halfway through yet! Holy human wastes! This is long! And now I think I shall go write a sexy steamy yaoi WolfxTape one-shot fic!1 (OLOL I SOUND LIKE A n00b)

Ganondorf has a RL cheat code? How will I KILL HIM NOW DAMMIT

Zelda, just do the task! Geez! Throw the brick! Throw the brick, Kirby! I am gonna love Wolf and Samus' reaction!

'“I’m so proud of you son,” cheered King Dedede, “Even though you’re a failure at life you’re almost not a mistake!”

“Shut up! I hate you so much!” said Toon Link angrily. “You’re not even my dad!”

King Dedede raised his eyebrows.

“Oh God this is the worst day of my life,” said Toon Link.' ...OLOL I Know where this is going

'“The keys have been in front of your face for the last five minutes,” said Pikachu angrily.' ...another well-deserved LOL

OH NOES Roy and Zelda quit the Fast Forward! ...MORONS. That just cost them like, the whole leg.

'Toon Link angrily unplugged the pinball machine.

“I’ll KILL YOU, you little prick!” screamed King Dedede, infuriated. King Dedede bludgeoned Toon Link to death.

The audience gasped.

…in a fun, family-friendly kind of way.

Applause.'

WTF ZOMG LOL BTW that was FTW!1

'“BLEU…” screamed King Dedede, vomiting kilos upon kilos of half-eaten sandwiches, comic books from his childhood, Waddle Dees, Toon Link’s friends and an alarmingly high amount of metal objects onto Toon Link.'

What about ToonLink's childhood toys from Leg2, huh? AUTHOR'S MISTAKE1!

'“That’s irrelevant,” said Fox angrily.

“I’ll make it… more relevant…” said Falcon sexily.

…

“Hello kiddies,” said Falcon to some nearby kids.

The FBI-'

NUEZ HOW WILL I WRITE MY YAOI!1

OH NOEZ A FREAKING FOOTRACE GOGOGOGO Jigglypuff/Ganondorf?

'“Jigglypuff and Ganondorf, I have some more good news for you,” said Master Hand, “You are officially the stupidest people ever to win a leg in the history of this race!”'

...A NEW RECORD!!

This is a non-elimination leg, I can just tell.

Please, Dedede! For the love of Mewtwoism, just go do the detour! We need you and your humor!

And...Roy and Zelda are fifth? Amazing! HURRY UP DEDEDE

NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT Wario/Mr. Reseti!!1 You're too young to go!

How I think the race will turn out:
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1st- Jigglypuff/Ganondorf
2nd- Kirby/Pikachu
3rd- Toon Link/King Dedede
4th- Samus/Wolf
5th- Fox/Falcon
6th- Roy/Zelda

How I think the race SHOULD turn out:
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1st- Toon Link/King Dedede
2nd- Kirby/Pikachu
3rd- Jigglypuff/Ganondorf
4th- Wolf/Samus
5th- Roy/Zelda
6th- Fox/Falcon

Yeah I'm disappointed Wario/Resetti are gone, and my dad will be too (He loved them a lot. He thought they should win).

But this was definitely worth waiting 2 and a half months for? And maybe you should hurry up and make Leg6 come out?

Update!

Well, this leg of the race was certainly action packed. But I'm still rooting for Wolf and samus for rest of the race.

Nice job and I can't wait for the next leg of the race.

I really wish I could say something about this besides XD.

Oh well.

XD

This story is so funny! The chapters are really long though, and it takes me forever to read them, but that doesn't matter. I'll read the rest soon. I want Wolf and Samus to win.

Alrighty then...

Team thingys:

Wolf and Samus: Samus will so be a certified looney after this.

Kirby and Pikachu: Yay doing things without effort?

Toon Link and Dedede: That crazy penguin.

Fox and Falcon: I really think you've been talking with ISK too often... WAY too often...

Wario and Mr. Resetti: Mr. Resetti is really beginning to scare me.

Roy and Zelda: Get a clue, Roy.

Jigglypuff and Ganondorf: They'll probably be last in a non-elimination but that's just my opinion?

Luigi and Peach: Yay happy ending?

Wolf and Samus: Sexy?

Kirby and Pikachu: Easily winning and being cute?

Toon Link and King Dedede: Puns and grunting in annoyance?

Fox and Falcon: Drunkeness and stuff?

Wario and Mr. Resetti: old stories and weird sexiness?

Roy and Zelda: Gold digging and blaming things on people?

Jiglypuff and Ganondorf: Cell text talkingz and fan characters?

Luigi and Peach: Peach being smart and with her last teammate?

I like talking in questions?

I Liked this chapter and I'm putting it on story alert because I keep missing it.

Upate Soon?

Yay! Funny update!

Wolf/Kieran and Samus: At first I thought they were kind of boring, but they're slowly becoming one of my favorites. Samus is very... mentally unstable. Top three!

Kirby and Pikachu: Eh, I don't really care for them. They weren't as interesting this leg. Next elimination!

Toon Link and King Dedede: King Dedede is probably my favorite characterization that you've done, Hoogi. Top three!

Fox and Falcon: They're kind of middle of the road for me. Top six!

Wario and Mr. Resetti: Much funnier this leg! Top five!

Roy and Zelda: One of my favorites! Top four!

Jigglypuff and Ganondorf: Yay, the Police! Top three!

Luigi and Peach: NUEEZ! They were my favorites...

AH HOOGI SORRY this is going to be really fast—anyway, I just have some random thoughts, other than best leg EVER:

[Zelda grinned evilly, her eyes widening and her mouth making a scarily tight U-shaped smile.] Zelda and the Grinch’s face suddenly came together in my mind...

[“Coming through!” screamed King Dedede, stomping across the travelator violently, knocking women and children over.] AHAHA…ha…
…I’m a masochist?

Samus and Wolf versus Kirby and Pikachu was my favorite thing in the world.

[“THE POLICE ARE HEAR OMG” said Ganondorf.
“EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE” said Jigglypuff.]
*stands up*
*applauds*
*sits back down*

The Whispy Woods…was hilarious, but now I will have nightmares. It seemed like such a happy place...

[“Use them ol’ karate moves! Hiya! Hiya!” said Samus.] I suddenly had a vision of Samus in a baseball camp and khaki shorts at like, summer camp…
…Just ignore me…

[“sexy SNOW DANCE” said Ganondorf, taking off his shirt.
Ganondorf’s nipples froze.]
…AH. :C

AH I thought you were about to eliminate Ganondorf and Jigs. Who would sing my oldies songs for me then?!

BEST ENDING EVER.

Anyway, new favorite team: Wario/Resetti. Like, love them! I love all the teams! You’d better not eliminate any more, or I’ll be very upset! >:C

GRAT JOB

Alas, Luigi loses...in more ways than one :P

Wasnt Knuckle Joe...Dead?

There were so many OLULZ one-liners in this, I think my favourite was:

“THE POLICE ARE HEAR OMG” said Ganondorf.
“EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE” said Jigglypuff.
“NO NOT THOSE POLICE (olol) THE REAL POLICE” said Ganondorf, panicking.

Anyway

Kirby/Pikachu: They remind me of Kirby and Jigglypuff from TSAR 2, when they kept exploiting their cuteness, lol. Everyone hates them but they're so innocent. (and still lol at them driving stick) Final thre...

Toon Link/Dedede: Still super lols. Yay at Dedede's power abuse, especially the choir radio scene. Final three...

Jigglypuff/Ganondorf: OLOL NOT SNOW PATROL THE BAND!!?!1. I can't stand to see them go, XD. Final three...

Wolf/Samus: Lol at Samus's anger control issues. Final four...

Fox/Falcon: Falcon is still awkward. "You're from Star Fox olol!" Final five...

Wario/Mr. Resetti: XD, yay they improved. Lol at when Mr. Resetti was talking about Harry Potter. Final six...

Roy/Zelda: I'm beginning to love you! Err...more! Final seven...

I really love all of the teams and hate to see any of them go, D:

Fox/Falcon:

Yay epicness!

Kieran/Samus: Top five. I very much enjoy Wolf's suggestive advances and I love how they hate everyone and yay.

Kirby/Pikachu: Less distinctive than they were last leg, if you don't mind me saying. A good team, but mostly everyone else is funnier.

Toon Link/King Dedede: Final three. They're just awesome like that, and Dedede might be one of your best-made characterizations?

Fox/Falcon: Final three. Falcon's just hilarious this time around? Much yays?

Wario/Mr. Resetti: Top five. Disturbing angle for the win?! They did improve, you were right! :D

Roy/Zelda: Same case as Kirby/Pika. Everyone else is funnier, but they are definitely not a bad team. I'd rather see them go than Kirby/Pikachu though.

Jigglypuff/Ganondorf: oMfg se>

Well, that was an exciting leg of the race. So great job and I had a feeling that Peach pretending to be dumb. (at least I think she was pretending)