Poor Marcus... Sulpicia's last line totally made me laugh.

Necrophilia? I'm dumb, and I haven't read Twilight for a while, so... explain. Please.

This fic made me laugh. Charlie, beating up Bella with his gun; "Edwardtastic." Though the Aro "Carlisle" scene was mildly disturbing... LOL.

HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT!1

Aro and Carlisle... O_O
I just had a mental image of Aro and Carlisle... must stop...
Pure LOL. I loved it.

Tee-hee fav line
Bella:VAMPIRE!

Edward: Jesus, I said say it, not fucking scream it!

Heey~! I've just finished reading all your Twilight stuff, it's all purty amazing! :3 Anyways, keep up the good work! I almost wanna read the books so I know who all you've been talking about. (Funny as it is, it might be funnier if I knew, for instance, who in the world the 'vultiri' are.)

Anywhos, I hope your parody-writing goes well!! ^-^

hehe that was funny. and yeah it's really weird to fall in love after a glare hehe keep it up

YEY!

Write moar :D

That was funny. It was completely insane, in a good way, but hilarious.
"Bella: (Opens the window) EDWARD! COME BACK! I LOVE YOU, YOU MARBLED SLAB OF PURE SEXYNESS! (Glances at the window, and realizes that Edward’s breath is slowly evaporating) NO! (Starts licking the window, attempting to save Edward’s “precious” breath, by allowing it to live inside her)"
What more is there to say? Good work!

LE GASP! A STORY THAT MAKES ME SPLIT MY SIDES LAUGHING! That hasn't happened to me in a very long time. Thumbs up...^^

ROFLMAO!
This was awesome..
~Lady!

YaY! More amusingness (my own little word! YAY!).

Edward: Jesus, I said say it, not fucking scream it!

That line was quiet possibly the funniest line in the history of the world. =D Loved it.

Haha lol this is awsome I personally enjoyed the "Edwardtastic Meadow" thing best! =D Don't worry you still awesome as always and plz plz do an Eclipse parody Oh and also the last part where Aro's wife is like "Inser rod A into slot B" was hilarious! do more plz :D

Bahahahaha!
"Edward: (Starts rubbing body glitter that’s randomly falling from the sky all over his body in a seductive manner, while “Shakira” is playing in the background) Oh, baby…oh, Bella…DO I DAZZLE YOU?"
"Aro: What’s it look like, woman?! I’m making love to my marshmallow fluff-lathered hoe!"

Love it! We all knew Aro was a little freaky for Carlisle. I think maybe they had a thing way back when... poor Aro just can't move on! Hahaha...

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you will do the wedding scene in Breaking Dawn! The Haters will most definitely not forever hold their peace!