HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LEGGY!

I WILL SEEK YOU PEOPLE OUT AND KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY JUST LIKE YOU SUGESTED TO DO TO MY WONDERFUL ELFY!1

VERY clever! :D Despite your bashing of my poor defenseless Legolas...

Hehe, it was still amusing.

Anyway, my favorite so far is Sauron's.

Great job and keep writing! :D

well done! minor characters rule! and i agree, Legolas should have been a minor character... silly attention-seeking elf.. but i have to point out, although uncannily similar, Khamul and the Witch-king are not the same person. while the witch king was busy terrorising arnor, khamul was being 'The Shadow of the East'. and i think it says somewhrer that he was the 'second in command'. sorry, i'm rambling. good job!

hm. some bits were funny but is there really any need to be that mean to Legolas. The hobbits bit I can agree with becuase my friend is constantly going on about them, although she will kill me if she reads this. I'm not too sure about Aragorn... he is sexy in a scruffy kinda way. I think you should do AZs of what Saruman would like to do to Gandalf. Overall it is very good and funny.

that wuz awsome! (sorry, cant spell either) i definatly loved that

More! I don't care if you bash the others characters! It looks like fun. _ Update soon!

: what where you thinking on the hobbits? You suck!

What is this all about. Hobbits rule. If it wasn't for frodo and sam the ring would still be in middle earth and that wouldn't be very good, would it. Also about Aragorn having the ring rightfully that is all bull*. His kin cut the ring from the evil dudes finger and didn't destroy it! Is something wrong with that! Can you give a YES! It was because of men that the ring lived. That is all i have to say!
I'm out
P.S. Hobbits saved the world so you should be on hands and knees bowing to them. I'm not crazy i

HAHA! Love it! You have gotta write more. But could you write something about Legolas that is nice? Like why everyone likes him or something. I don't know, i'm just a HUGE Legolas fan. I'm one of those rabid fangirls... Newayz, great work and I hope everything turns out good for you in your real life.

okay, this is the best chapter yet.

this isn't a flame, ok? i just wanted to ask a small question
what is your problem with elves?
anyway, cool fic, absolutely- fall-off-yourchair and cry funny. that made no sense. great fic!
sorrel

love this chapter. Although i love legolas (especially him and gimli as friends)and think orlando bloom is hot (pirates of the caribean sorry I can't spell either).
lol for the last bit.
sorrel

sdc

Argh, this is insane. I wish I had thought of something like this... s'funny.

I noticed a few things that were incorrect, here's the first
Sauron, W
Wizard Saraman, I thought you said you’d help me win this war? (Typical, men get everything wrong
Saruman is *not* human. Saruman is one of the Istari, a sort of servant of the Valar. Or, that's what Unfinished Tales told me... -_;

This is just too sad for me...

hehe...squished by gimli why have a thousand rabid fan girls who kiss him and then trample him to death when you have me? dammit i have that tingly feeling again!