ftw indeed.

yas I guessed. Good idea titus andronicus is my fave shakespeare play (no idea why i suppose im sick in the head) but merchant of venice is my fourth fave (after titus, macbeth and twelfth night.)
Sorry I'm rambling have a cookie.

Bahahaha.

GO PORTIA!

You're really good.

haha! entertaining! i liked it!

XD
That is so great.

Really good work. ^_^

Lavinia v. Portia! WOOTAGE! I could tell it was them even before I read your note at the end. Wonderful, and really funny too. =] Although I do think that Titus was right in putting poor Lavinia out of her misery (if I were her I'd be begging for it...except that I'd have no tongue).

I usually prefer Shakespeare's comedies to his tragedies, but most of his stuff is pretty awesome, I think.

Loved this. Faving!

(somehow stares, squinting and wide-eyed at the same time)

Well... That was... interesting...

So fabulous. I love it.

Good Lavinia's got no more hands or there'd be a cat fight! XD Great verse, that was a nice touch.

Harhar, I guessed Portia right... lol That would be one awesome commercial to watch.