Ike is very talented with food and I wish I could do sound effects with an appetizer and yay!

REMOTE CONTROL CEREAL/BACON?! MARKET THIS IDEA QUICKLY

AH HAT MONSTER

Update soon!

I want to sing about how appreciative I am having just read this:

"I was reading hot yaoi fanfiction...

Slowly pulling on my..."

OK sorry, wrong song...

"I was moping around like an emo

sketching pictures of my dead grandma into my wrist with a knife,

I was about to down a bottle of gatorade,

when this fanfiction came into my life...

AND I WAS LIKE LOL!

I WAS TOTALLY LIKE LOL!

AND EVERYTHING FELT ALRIGHT, TONIGHT!

Then I went back to moping around like an emo,

but I had misplaced my knife,

so in a way you stopped me,

from taking my own life...

AND I WAS LIKE LOL!

YES I TOTALLY JUST RHYMED KNIFE WITH LIFE TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING I COULD COME UP WITH!

I WAS TOTALLY LIKE LOL!

I READ AND REVIEWED AND ENJOYED AND THEN POOED!"

I'll stop hurting your ears now...

fun story though, brings me back to the time I used to actually have the left side of my brain.

I enjoy Ike and Toon Link’s symbiotic relationship. Ike is also talented in that he used a cracker as a sound mixer instead of a sound mixer as a sound mixer. Kudos.

I am terrified by the concept of remote-controlled food.

Anyway, great job, ACT II. Please update when you can!

Pikachu, why do you get to be the narrator!? I wanted to say what was going on!
No fair...
A lot of randomness, and it was really funny. Keep the chapters coming...
and do me a favor, Luigi, Trap Peach inside a rubber chicken suite with no way out.
It works every time- trust me.

My favorite parts were the Marth/toast and the Ike/sub sandwich bits. Marth just seemed so concerned over making the toast, and Ike was...very clever...*sideways glance*. It's clear he's only using his friendship with Toon Link for Toon Link's amazing romantic advice! Fraud!

Very funny chapter.

Oh man, did I miss this!?

The randomness is still rocking, can't think of much to say right now, but the love-struck lamp was so...so inspiring!

A THUMB UP

THIS STORY IS FULL OF WIN

...except when it wasn't.

Yayz late review!

Funyn!

No! Funny!

Well done work! It is a bit random, but in the best sense possible.

AH THE BLUE COW STATUE IS SCARY. Do not want! ;.; Anyway, excellent chapter, ACT II! I’m looking forward to this one…will you update again soon?

ACT II, are you sure you didn't hallucinate the cow statue?

Whoa, wait, Kirby's not a phone?!

Yay a new story with all the ACT II randomness everyone should love!

(psst, faved)

Awsome.

Excuse me? Peach is not a stick figure made of peaches. They're clearly oranges. Anyone who'd actually played *any* of the games would know that.

Also Marth should have died. Pikachus are like piranhas. They're vicious little rats who don't stop until there's nothing left but bones.

Also, you know that Luigi is just a fictional character, right? He's NOT REAL. FACTUAL INACCURACIES MY FRIEND.

*has friends*