Oh man...who is it? Is it Punk? My first thought was Mi but then I was like, "He's too pastey to have a smexy tan."

Then I thought 'Old HBK' (Back in the day when he wore those interesting sunglasses, but then I just dunno)

Punk. Punk's my final guess. :D

Great poem and I had the funniest image of Morrison sitting at a desk with an angry look on his face writing this. ROFL

damn it! i can't guess!

i was thinking of Punk when you wrote:

"I hare your beer can-less hands

And your cigarette-less fingers"

but i don't think he wears

"glasses with the red licorice-colored rims"

and it certainly is not Miz, right?

oh, please, let me know...

Oh that was aonderful my dear! I absolutely loved it! (Or should I say 'hated'? Lol)

As I am a complete dufous, I could not figure out who you were talking about. Mind telling little ole confused me?

Anyway, that was so cute and sweet and I loved it! (Hated) Much applause!

Is it HBK? D:

-cough- ANYWHO

I liked it, even though there were a few typos and your/you're. -shot for being a grammar nazi-

But it was good. (: