   Three sisters productions
2009-10-27 . chapter 11“No, Tobi, we cannot get Sakura a card that sings Lady Marmalade, un.”
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“Kisame, I feel as if this may be the one occasion in which a Jaws-themed card would be inappropriate.”
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“Hidan-san, I think that particular card is a little too scary—“
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“Itachi, we are not getting Sakura a card that sings music of the death metal…genre.”
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“Tobi, why the hell would Sakura want a card with a Band-Aid on it, un?”
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“Kisame, I think you’re the only one who’d like a fucking Finding Nemo card for your birthday.”
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“Hidan, I do not think Sakura would find a card emblazoned with a giant picture of your god to be – desirable.”
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“Itachi, Cannibal Corpse is still a death metal band. Put. It. Down.”
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“Tobi, why are there frolicking multi-colored bears on that? Put it the fuck away!”
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“Deidara, Picasso cutting off his ear hardly makes for a great birthday card.”
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“Kisame, that is far too risqué. I do not want to bump and grind with anybody, as it sounds rather painful and generally objectionable.”
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“Itachi, so help me Buddha, if you bring one more death metal band over here, I’m drinking the rest of your goddamn Vitamin Water.”
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That part was funny as hell! I laughed my ass off! XD |
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