I love chapter 9 about how their lives together after so many years. I understand that you have other writings, but I just wish you could do another like that one. I'm on a "Scotch,Gin,and the New Girl" high now that I've finished the actual story. You and wtvoc work amazingly together. I hope I read more of you guys soon.

I'm so far behind! LOL I loved this. Edward with triplet girls. Karma is truly a bitch. I love that his and Bella's relationship is still going strong and those crazy assed friendships still crack you up. Excellent job!!

This chapter was funny as hell! LMFAO

i should have added u to updates a long time ago...i missed all these great outtakes =( but ive read them now...thanks

EMMETT! I wish he could have gotten completely in those boyshorts( excellent choice of undies, btw. ;) ).

"If this…if we work…Bella, I promise," he whispered feathers on my lips, "I promise I'll be so good."

Again... that sentence is just...sex. Fuck. I love me some Jasper/Bella.

What happened to part 2 of Scoth, Gin...are we not getting it anymore? I can't even find the first 2 chapters...

:'(

Lovely...

i want more of edward and bella as parents.
maybe a story of their daughters high school/cancun exploits? aha

ahh i love this bella and jasper moment. carry it on, in like a seperate story or something :L

This was so much fun. Edward with three daughters - hilarious.
Payback is a bitch. Love that Jasper and Emmett don't cut him any slack.

I would've loved to have seen the story take this turn!

I gotta say that I really liked how Scotch, gin and the new girl went (even though I'm not a huge Edward fan)... but this chapter was sexy and sweet and I'd rather the actual chapter would've gone this way (yeah I know it would've changed the whole ending... but)

ahah.
triplets for edward.
that sucks.
=P
i loved this.
please write more.
you are awsome :)

Too, too funny. I'm so glad you put this up -- I needed a good laugh. I wonder if Edward could have seen into a future that included triplet teenage daughters, if he would still have jumped into the lake with Bella. My guess is he's still enjoying his just desserts. You must have enjoyed this torture for him.