This was a golden masterpiece. My fav. parts:
"Yeah well that sweet peace of meat isn't so sweet anymore," Samus cut him off. "and she isn't so forgiving either, nor does she want to be friends with a spindly purple Spyro wannabee either."

"Ah that's where you have it wrong," he said, putting up a claw. "I came before Spyro."

He grinned. "Ah, you know you love me."

Samus righted herself and changed her ammo to missiles. "I got your love right here," she snapped, shooting off one of them.

Ridley hadn't expected that. He saw the projectile coming straight for him. "Ah crap."

BOOM!

Lol. This story was GREAT! You should make a sequel!

This is one of the funniest fics that I haVE EVER READ. I will be pleased if you write more of this

Ridley and Samus...it's like a low budget wiley coyote cartoon gone insane!

"Such a sweet, innocent little piece of meat."
"I got your love right here"

LOL. Really amusing :D Surprisingly really well written and entertaining for something close to an author's rambling. Loved it. More please. Haha.

Wow, that was great. Very funny, nice one liners, you even manage to break the fourth wall without being annoying. Poor Ridley, he just wants to be loved.

this was really funny i enjoyed it my favourite part was the master chief gag mainly because thats my favourite crossover

Imagine if the space pirates playing brawl were using Samus and Ridley walked in.