I going to be laughing my ** off for the next few days.
thank you thank you thank you!

He He - I had no idea from the first chapter where this was going - I'm glad I stuck with it - one of the funnier things I've read, plus the satisfaction of revenge. I also appreciate Dudley's redemption - it's always good to see a mistreated kid overcome.
Thanks for writing.

Your story is good but there is no reason for you to be such a jerk in answering your reviews. I just pointed out something- it was my fault for reading it wrong!
For curiousity's sake, who designated 10-31-1981 as the day that James and Lily died? I know they died on Halloween and that there was a reference of them being in school during the late seventies, but I don't recall any actual dates anywhere in the story. Rowlings released first book itself was released in 1996.
Do be nice in answering, I'm not trying to be rude.

loved it! and not just because marge died. haha.

Someone needs a geology lesson. Seasons in the northern and southern hemispheres are opposite from one another. Winter in the north is summer in the south and vise versa. The same with spring and autumn. There is no way Ron and Hermione could be enjoying summer in Australia when it's the middle of the summer in Great Britain- although winters in the desert and along the coastline tend to be fairly mild in comparison to those more inland (rain instad of snow). You will freeze during a desert night though.

i love it

Interesting! So far, I like what you're doing although I am scratching my head why you included Becks and Posh.
Well, we'll likely find out in the next few chapters.

brilliant - cant wait for more

Beck and Posh! hahaha, thats great

hahaha, Beckam as a Half-Wizard, very nice twist.
only wondering why he would show up at the funeral of a virtual no-body like Marge. I hope he has some solid reason, a reason story wise, to be there. It would be a pity you only got him in the story out of admiration of Becks.
The story is very plausable canon-wise, you continued with Dudley what started hesitant in DH, Vernon is too much set in his mold to change, but Snape knowing I liked very much.

I really enjoyed this so far. You have a really great voice. It was nice to read a good start to a story that I didn't feel the need to edit as I went.

great story. Please continue as it is very intersting. bye :)

i like this, i am looking forward to more.

Very good. I am interested to read more