OH. MY. GOSH! i laughed so hard i started crying. this was amazing. totaly favorited.

...I have nothing to say. Except this: Only you would know the NAMES of the WRITERS. NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE WRITERS ARE! WTF?!?!?!

And this: I can completely see you screaming "SILENCE!" *Fiery pit*

Scary.

You are so nutty every day when you walk outside your house, you are attacked by hungry squirrels.

You forgot how Jesse was so horribly traumatized by his involuntary hair loss, and being mistaken for Jaime Hyneman from Mythbusters, in an effort to correct things, he accidentally spills Rogain all over himself and is now making commercials for Geico as one of the Cavemen.

The Slumberparty scene with Robert Sean Leonard and Hugh Laurie is so traumatizing, Hugh Laurie goes on SNL and does a skit with a purple sequin dress and red high heels...oh wait, he already did that...

Jen Morrison is now in a convent, and has long rambling talks with stuffed animals.

Omar Epps in a horrible lapse of judgment has signed on for "Mod Squad II"

:)

(Btw, read some of my "Short Shorts" if you need further inspiration for Crackfics. I've been told I do them pretty well...)

That made absolutely no sense at all. It was funny as hell, though! I am glad you don't own House MD. I like Chase's hair. The whole threatening the writers with brimstone was hilarious!

I LOVE YOU.
I'M IN A CRACK!FIC.
AHAHAHAHAHAH.
Our plans will soon take affect , Lindy.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thank you for writing this you have made my day , wait scratch that , you have made my life.
~LAWREN

That was hilarious! You're right, definitely glad that you don't own House! Great story!