Three words. You. Are. AMAZING! This is the best vamp crack fic I've EVER read! It's also 3am after Halloween and we're hyped up on sugar and caffeine (my two friends and I.) Thanks for the lolz.

That was ** random... XD

Really, I cracked my desk by banging my head against it because it's 1 am and my parents are sleeping so I didn't want them to hear me laugh. And it was making me choke because I couldn't. But...I've read the books, thought they were bad also and feel this TOTALLY sums about everything up... You. Just. Made. My. Freaking. Life.

i think i just fell in love with your story.. hahaha

Oh my god!! :) i loved this! it cracked me up!!

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OMG *snorts, falls off chair, and dies of laughter*

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS! Not only was it hilariously funny, the little authors note at the top is SO GOD DAMN TRUE. The whole vampire thing is driving me insane, it's been so over done over the years and now, it's beyond over done.

wow.
that was the first bit of crack that i could actually READ in my head, instead of sounding out all the misspelled words, AND that i actually chuckled at in the end.
CONGRATS! *throws confetti*
i am officially pleased.
you are an AWESOME writer.
i mean, i liked your stuff before, but if you can write CRACK successfully then you deserve a medal!
huzzah!

hahaha! lol. That was awesomeness all over ppl! hehehe.

I think i read it like 5 times or sth. Short and cute and JOKES! hehehe ^.^

Riku is so cute here. Like seriusly, the way he spoke? Psh, twilight is so over rated. Good on u for doing this ^.^ lol

I luurved this! Rawr! ^.^ lol

LOLZ. Vampire fics make me want to gouge my eyes out. Every so often you come across a good one, yes, but most of them are poorly-written versions of this fic, asking to be taken seriously. Ouchies for my brain.
To be honest, I'm not sure what my favourite part of this was, because it's all utterly fantastic. Sure, the ending is awesome, but so is "Check the teeth." And Sora's heritage. And the Leprechaun thing (seriously, WTF?!).
Much love!
Aindel

xD L-M-A-freaking-O!! Oh wow, that, hahha, that was indeed crackful, and I loved every second of it :D

Have I told you lately that I think you're awesome?

Because, y'know, you are awesome x3

Yay for Twilight haters! (Seriously, Bella annoyed me after the first chater. I didn't bother reading on)

ilu Cass

~Allison

nice. very nice, cassie-san. i used to be into the fad but the movie killed the book and i dont have too much of an interest in it anymore. xD
anyway, hilarious ending.
"we should have sex."
"totally."
xD

Gaha
Amazing -- yeah, Twilight is starting to get annoying.
This was awesome.