I've got mixed feelings about this. One, it was terribly insulting because I seem to relate anything to Twilight and I enjoyed the movie, but Two, I love humor and this is so freaking funny! You are gonna continue,right?

Ack, I think I just died laughing!

N.I.C.E! Yeah I hate Twilight too. HATE it! Seriously. HATE it! Twilight is crappy. ANyways, this is HILARIOUS, write more...wait I need to go read the other chapters.

Okay...personally-I love the movie. But...this is just hilarious! I was cracking up laughing the whole time! Seriously-you were right about everything! You are the best-thank you for writing! Can't wait to read more of this, cause it was genius!

~vampiregirl1654~

Twilight movie is the most crapest book-made-to-a-movie ever! I remeber the day i went 2 the movies all excited n left dissapointed piss n wanting my money back... mike had more words thn the cullens put 2gether! I can go on n on n on n on bout how horrible this movie was

(Yes, this is who you think it is. Who else has this silly a name?)

This is still funny. However, darling... USE A SPELLCHECKER. For God's sake, woman, you have Word, don't you? Your spelling disturbs me.

In any case, I still laugh at Phil's line. And the "it's icy out, what the hell?" Oh, poor Jasper and his wedgie. Keep writing, m'dear.

I love this story. SO Hilarious.

Actually loving more than the movie.


Update soon?

Pretty Please?

HAHAHAHAHAH lol THIS IS GREAT!. PLEASE...WRITE MORE!! XD
OH AND I ABSOLUETLY LOVE tAtU!! <3

HOLY BANANAS O_O WHY ON EARTH HAVE YOU NOT UPDATED?! WHY?! YOU HATE ME DONT YOU?! I KNEW IT X(
Update. Now. Really. NOW! Not tomorrow. Not an hour from now. NOW! This second! UPDATE!!
*Gets a freakishly death glare from the author*
Pretty please? *Jane-like Angelic smile*

Tiger perched on a bigger tiger hahhahahahahahahaha this is so funny even though I liked the movie but I hated some parts

I hope new Moon is better anyways I hope you update soon!

LOL! Okay I know this'll sound really weird, but even though I like Twilight... THIS CRACKS ME UP! I love it.

im trying to calm down and stop laughing...
i love it when people make fun of twilight
its so much fun...
even tho i do actually like the book...
but hey! this is awesome and you shld really write some more
much hugs
lizzie hopscotch

LOL! "and if anyone calls me Mr. Banner, no," HAHAHaHHA "no" that was my favorite part!

hey, twilight movie sucked, but not that bad, i found this realy funny though.
Azz

this is really funny!! keep it up