A WORMTAIL IN A PEAR TREE. That sounds so lovely. Like a fat, sniveling little dove with facial warts. Wait, it's a partridge, not a dove. Whatever.

And Dark Lord Pimp Canes. From Lucius, I expect. Lucius and his little /wand sheath/.
I really do love these song parodies. This one I enjoyed even more than I Belong With Me. Now all he needs to do is a parody of a Carrie song. XD

This is so funny! Bella gave Voldemort engagement rings! haha. And Snape! He gave hair growth potions. :D lol.

LOL. You made me smile.

Tabs :D

that was so funny! i am in class right now "doing my work" *wink wink*.
ily

lol Wormtail, get out of that tree :P

haha, my favorite days were 7 and 3... i wanna dark lord pimp cane... ;)

LMFAO!

Oh my gosh!! That is just frickin' hilarious!!

>>Five engagement rings (no thank you, Bella!),<<

Aw!! Haha XD That made me laugh... a lot :P

Love your fics! You're so talented! ;)

K x

(Snape, you officially ROCK!) XD This is good.

love it so funny could not stop laughing.
LOL cant breathe so funny.

Oh. My. God.

Hilarious!!

Mad. Wonderful. Poor Muggles - no iPods. And Elmo won't know what hit him. Loved the Ralph Fiennes posters. When are you going to do the DE slumber party?

LOL! I like the eleventh gift.

lol! lol! lol! Loved it! love: 'I shall be known as V Daddy Soulja Lord', 'Eleven stick-on noses (oh crap…it’s stuck!' and 'Wormtail, get out of that tree!' I babbled on. Sorry, but i found it funny!

OMG u are a legend. I crack up everytime I read something of yours. please write more stuff! Please!
(p.s If you write more stuff, I would like to recommend that Bellatrix and Rodolphus are included heaps because they are just SO FUNNY LMAO. their marriage is so pointless... *sighs reminiscently*)
Thankyou for making me laugh so much! hehehehe

xx

I love the stuff in the parenthesis, it definantly made it all worth it! I don't think anyone will admit it but everyone loves voldie!