that was so random! XD

"..."Whoa, check it out! Sasuke's got a boner!"

"Naruto, don't be sil—oh. Um, well. …I didn't know you were so…ahhh…well-endowed, Sasuke-kun…"

"Hah! I knew there was a reason the Uchiha genes were so coveted…"..."

Wait, you mean they didn't know that until now? And they still labeled him the Sausage King? Hmmm...

When I first read the summary I thought by "pimp staff" you meant, "pimp staff". You know, like, a staff full of pimps working under Naruto. Naruto seems like a pimp king, right? THE KING OF ALL PIMPS, able to pimp out pimps.

My favorite part:
"...Now, if it could be both sausage and ramen, well—…speaking of which, what d'you guys think sausage-flavored ramen would taste like?"

"Um, sausage?"

"…Ah. Very clever, Sakura-chan, very clever!..."

LOL. Obviously Sakura's the brains of this operation. Funny crackfic! c:

i had to get b*tch-slapeed to be able to think again and write this, this is really wtf-ish! XD that why i love it XP

u know it's pretty random, but i kinda like it

i don't know it's nice to me :P

great :D

I laughed just so, so hard! :'D Very funny and just.. plain-crazy-in-the-good-way story! :)))

Is so totally still lovin' the whole randomness.

I LOVE IT! IT WAS LOL-ISH! (YEAH LOL-ISH M Laugh out loud-ish? hahaha!) I love your fic it was so LOL-ish! hahaha! love the fiic! you my fave author! love all your fics!

Omg... Your best yet. I love it. Naruto with a pimp staff. You put just the right stuff in the sums to get me to read! Lol

“Ah, Sasuke…now before you do anything rash, just remember the motto of the hippies: peace, love, and drugs.”

“How does that help him…?”

“It doesn’t, I’m just trying to distract him before he kills me…”

“I can hear you.”

-That's some pretty hilarious dialogue you got going on here. Sweet.

ha! "Don't be sil- OH."

I think this may be my favorite of your fics that I've read yet. *snickers* Sausage King...XDXDXDXD -

That was freaking funny!

ROFLLMAOECCITS

hahaha

Hm...I LURVE this one...especially the ending XD

Yum...Sasuke )

And the idea of a pimp stick is just way random, which is why it is probably so friggin funny

Princess Bhria

Sasuke's got a boner! Haha!

I just LOVE these dialogues. So funny.

I bet Sasuke-kun went to see poor Sakura-chan that night (winkwink)

The ending is the best though. From the 'peace, love, drugs.' up until the end. ;)