Cute!

Pretty good for a rant. A little OOC though.

I'm not 100% sure about the "abuse is okay in a relationship if the abuse partner is a halfwit" thing, but, hey, you deserve lots of credit for daring to break the bizarre rocketshipping convention that James spends his spare time discussing literature and philosophy. Of course, Jesse also thought Einstein invented the lightbulb, so she can talk... :) Jesse was very in character, well done.