(Insert my hysterical laughter here)
Nice cliches...

Actually, to tell you the truth, writing MS isn't that hard! LOL. All you have to do is think about a story, fiddle with some parts, and write it! or just write about some dreams mixed with other stories.. Not that hard at all

I loved it. Now, on the Newsie Notes:
Yes, Race is great on the harmonica.
Denton is a jerk, that is why he deserts the newsies and lets Crutchy get dragged off. He can't do any thing that will hurt him.
Who doesn't know who Trey Parker is? That's just crazy.
Medda is faking, and I hope she's not Jack's mother. That'd be nasty.
What did Crutchy do to the sauerdkrat? That has haunted me for a long time. Each explation is scarier than the last.
Morris is an idiot. Didn't you hear the laugh? That's funny, too.
Roosevelt is just strange. He also looks like the Monopoly man with a fake tan at the end when he is shaking hands and taking his hat on and off.
Anyway, I love anti-mary-sue fics. There are way to many Mary-Sues, especially in Newsie fanfiction.

I just love writing Mary Sue's, they're funny as hell. I did one about CATS. Anyway, cool story.

YES!!!!! TREY PARKER ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! anyways, I'm guilty of writing a Mary Sue....one with WAY TOO MUCH DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, w/e.....kool thingy!

WooHoo for dancing waiters! WooHoo for Brooklyn!!!
I've always wondered what Crutchy did to that sauerkraut myself, but I have a feeling it's better left unknown.

Great...um, story? Well, it was great anyway. I'm working on my first fanfic at the moment, it'll most likely turn out to be a Mary Sue. **sheds tear**

(How do you spell/write woohoo? WOOHOO ... woohoo ... WooHoo ... ah, screw it!)

Whoa, you weren't kidding. That was the ultimate Mary sue!

Hahaha, nice. Inspired me to write my own Mary Sue. *will be posted soon, if not tonight* Come check it out. And I always thought Roosevelt called him Dentine. Like Dentine Ice, the gum...weird.

HA! You're right, this is the WAY too ultimate Mary Sue fic. *shudders* It was so sugar coated it made me sick, but was that the point? :D LOLOLOL! Y'know, David is such a wonderful escape plan artist! He should become a professional *hack*NOT*hack* Ooooo...I know why Roosevelt calls Denton "Denty"...*whispers* that's his pet name for Denton! *wink, nudge; then grosses out at the vision of Roosevelt and Denton holding hands* Okay, I'll go before I start gagging on everyone. Oh and yes, you are a genius and I will beg for more chapters. *hack*YEAH,RIGHT*hack* You are the weakest link, goodbye!

LOL!! This is GREAT! Don't stop there!! Very good points you made at the end too! I always wondered why Roosevelt called him "Denty". That is just too weird. :-)

Okay I could say I loved it and I could beg for more because this was such a great fic, but "my father taught us not to lie." Still it was very funny and your questions are ones that I have been thinking about too, but personally I think Medda is Race's mother, cause he was the one that was getting dragged away when she was screaming, at least that is how I remember it. Anyway, I hope this helped you with your writers block and if not well it did make me smile, not as much as I would smile if I had my own personal Disney Newsie but still I smiled. Good luck with your HP fic.

LOL! that was hillarious! i coulda sworn that i've read this before, though, have you posted this before? but still ahhh this is so great! hehe i have some fics that are kinda like that, but those were my first ones that i wrote with no knowledge whatsoever of the newsies fan fiction world, so i guess it's kinda okay...but hehe BRAVO!

Oh please write more! This is an amazing story! lol , just kidding. Thanks for writing
this MS story. It helped me realize that some of my fics are Mary Sues. I also enjoyed
The newsie notes on the bottom, TREY PARKER RULES!!!!!!!